Well, the A-Z Challenge has come and gone. For 30 days (actually 26, because we had the Lord's Day off. Amen), you were treated (?) to posts on Afghanistan, Kublai Khan, Vlad the Impaler, Scandinavian flags, and so on.
After my final post, I decided to take a hiatus to recharge my creative batteries (creative...yeah...let's use that word). Oh sure, there have been a couple of Facebook Funnies since then and a sign which compelled us to wash our bums. But, to tell you the truth, I wrote those in March.
Over the past week, I've noticed there are several pictures left over which I didn't use in my posts. Either through lack of room or that I completely forgot about them, they never made it. So, to clean out my computer and because it will give me a little more time before I need to write something new, may I present (in no certain order)....
A-Z Challenge Unused Pictures of Questionable Merit
I was wrong.
Apparently, real elephants only have one set of tusks. And are only scared by mice, not Greeks. Unless they're naked Greeks. Those would scare anybody. Especially if it was a naked Anthony Quinn.
When I was researching the history of underwear, I Googled "jockeys." I suppose I should have been more specific.
Hey, what I used this picture for is my business. What are you complaining about anyway? I gave you a picture of Sea Slugs "doing it."
Have I mentioned I love the internet?
Okay, after the past two pictures, I got a little greedy and Googled "thongs."
So, unless you have a foot fetish, this one was pretty much a bust.
Speaking of bust, did you see that picture of Marilyn Monroe?
Hey!! How did that get in here??
Give me a picture of thongs any day!
These were Mound Builders. From Oklahoma. I think. Or a group of Aztecs telling each other that that Cortes fellow wasn't a bad sort.
I planned on using this for my post on Hell.
It's either a still from Disney's Fantasia.
Or Dick Cheney's Senior picture.
This is a picture of Andrew Jackson and a Native-American.
Who should have scalped Old Hickory's ass when he had the chance.
NOTE: Ass-Scalping never really caught on.
This was either for the post on Popes...
Or a call of Safe! at the Annual Vatican City-Tehran Softball and Beheading Classic.
Bad-ass Russian dude from the James Bond movie From Russia With Love.
This was going to go in my Russia post (which I think would be obvious).
He wasn't Russian, didn't have blond hair, was killed by the shark in Jaws, and is no kidding, for real dead.
Another Russian dude.
I was going to use this for Oklahoma. But it's the state flag for Oregon.
I was way off.
But, seriously, are Oregonans so numb they have to have the state's name on the flag so they don't confuse it with Hawaii's?
Oh, hell, I don't remember.
But, it's marmalade. Or jelly. Or jam. Or preserves. Crap, where's the Food Network when you need them?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!!!
More guys in their underwear!!!
What's this blog coming to????
Clearly, I need to post something a little more manly....
|Why in the world do I still have THIS???|
Luckily, though, I still have this!
|And between Scarlett and the picture of that Russian gymnast, |
that's all I need!
So let's just put the A-Z Challenge behind us for another year.
Prepare for 12 months of no redeeming social value.
You've been warned.