Monday, April 22, 2013

Sex


'S' is for Sex

More specifically, Sea Slug Sex

Interesting Factoid:  the male sea slug sheds its penis after sex.
Don't you wish Snooki's dad did it before?

Well, what'd you expect from a 'Sex' post?  
Who do you think I am, Charlie Sheen or Kim Jong Un?

"Have you got that?  I want a frikkin' nuke on Penwasser's house.
I've had just about enough of that smart-ass.
Now, who's up for lunch?  I could go for a little Chinese."

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    1. It is. Or for those with a prurient interest in the mating habits of sea life.

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  2. One and done? Hope it is more than just 5 minutes.

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    1. I wonder if the male sea slug knows? Because, if I knew that going in (no pun intended), I'd just as soon watch SportsCenter. Or wait until I was 90 and go out with a bang.

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  3. wow... the Russians, the Koreans and a dickless sea slug. You really are in trouble Mr P. LOL.

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    1. Especially since they're RUSSIAN sea slugs.

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  4. LOL better make a bomb shelter stat! Maybe we should inject many of those hillbillies with sea slug dna? And blogger is hating on you again, not showing up.

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    1. I may have ticked off an Iranian Korean. Who's on a first-name basis with the Pope. And is a season ticket holder for the Bolshoi Ballet.
      In France.

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  5. "His forest name is slug". :D

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  6. Does the slug still shed it's penis if it masturbates?

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    1. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

      That is way tooooooooo funny!

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    2. I don't know what it is about this whole male slug thing but I can't stop cracking up... just coming here and reading these comments is enough to recharge my funny bone.

      To which... I say thanks!

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  7. So does it leave its wiener inside the slugess, like a going home present? If Kim Jong Un made you his slug-bitch, who would regret it more?

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    1. Wow, you know, I never really looked into that. But, as I ponder it further (and get more disturbed by the minute that I AM thinking about it), it makes a certain physiological sense. A detached penis may make for a dandy plug. And ZERO chance of the male slug EVER calling her again.

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  8. My human was searching for "prawn on the internet" and "coral sex". I shall direct him to your posting.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. The things you can learn on the internet, huh?

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  9. I wish I could shed my penisafter sex
    As long as I could get a bigger one

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    1. I wish Mrs. Penwasser would let me take mine on trips.

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  10. This about what I expect from you about sex.............

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  11. All this sex talk and no pictures of Goerge Micheals and Wham?
    I think he lost his penis...yep pretty sure of it...although I don't think it was with a vagina or even a slug!

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  12. The part about the sea slugs made me hot...

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  13. Sea slug sex? Short and sweet. Apologies to Snooki's dad.

    Julie

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