I replaced the snapped belt on my snowthrower after I ran over a set of chains which I thought was a clump of mud.
Now, people say: it isn't going to snow enough that I'll need my snowthrower anymore this year.
After Hurricane Sandy knocked out the power to my house for four days, I decided I didn't want to be Amish. So, yesterday I bought a generator.
Now, people say: I won't lose power long enough to use my generator.
Uh, oh. I better not...uh...um...shake hands with my best friend anymore (this is a euphemism).
After all, I still want to have sex.
|No sense taking unnecessary risks.|
Still, I'll miss my "special time."