Saturday, March 16, 2013

Think of the Planet!

Feel free to use and we'll knock 10% off your party's bill.  Why?  It takes water to wash forks, spoons, and knives.  Water that needs to be heated.  Heated by energy.  Which uses fossil fuels.  Which are killing our planet.  That's why, you heartless bastard.  SHEESH!  What the hell are you, a Republican? 
Love,  
A. Gore

26 comments:

  1. Looks all gone, his message got through.

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    1. Truth be known, I think the restaurant just wanted to segregate the trash. I just thought it was funny.

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  2. And if you get Shigella from using a dirty fork your meal is FREE!!!

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    1. And you can keep all the dried food from between the tines.

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  3. I could see all places having a collection bucket if the ware was really silver

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    1. Silver at a pizza place. Kinda classes the joint up, I suppose.

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  4. Feeding the plague one fork at a time.

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    1. What's a little bubonic between paying customers?

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  5. I've been to some places where it seems like they've recognised the problem washing cutlery can cause the planet and as such have stopped doing it.

    At leasst, that's the only fitting explanation.

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    1. But I think spitting on them, then wiping them on your pants probably ain't so hot.

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  6. I can see the logic behind this but in all honesty I can't see the appeal haha, interesting idea for sure.

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    1. For some reason (I have no idea why) this pizza joint wanted us to place our used (PLASTIC) silverware in the tub. It DOES make me a tad suspicious, though.

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  7. Too funny! I wonder if Mr. Gore would use used silverware.

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    1. I think he would eat his meals with his fingers. Or he'd eat his fingers separately.

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  8. I don't know... seems like a sound plan, provide you are up on all your shots.

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    1. And, besides, food poisoning is wayyyy overstated.

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  9. Funny, but it made me throw up in my mouth a little! ;) It's like using someone else's toothbrush!

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    1. Funny is where you find it.
      Like my prom pictures.

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  11. Seems like there's a health code violation here...

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    1. They go in the "spitball flinger" bucket.

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