Thursday, March 14, 2013

Facebook Funnies XXXIX

"Ya know, Rahm, I kinda dig you too.
Still, I'd really appreciate it if you'd get your hand off my junk."

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    1. Then turn his head to the left and cough.

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  2. OK but make it brief. I got a tea-time.

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  3. Well that's one way to improve (or ruin I suppose) diplomatic relations.

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    1. And get a little something for your city.

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  4. Oh I don't know, it might make those boring political discussions go much faster.

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    1. Hopefully, not too fast.
      "Honestly, Rahm, that's never happened to me before."

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  5. It's tough being a politician. Everyone wants a piece of your junk!

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    1. I guess that's why Herman Cain wanted to be president so much.

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    2. It's all about marking your territory.

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  6. Not many get to say they've placed their hands on the first penis, unless of course they were around for Clinton, then not many could say they didn't lol.

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    1. I think he just wanted to get up close and personal with the "head" of government.

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  7. Who doesnt' appreciate a good ball cupping?

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  8. LOL this is why I'll never go into politics!!

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    1. Someone always has their hands down your pants.
      Hmm....I say that as if it's a BAD thing.

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  9. Haha, I love this Al, good to see Barack getting intimate!

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    1. It's probably sore, though, from all the butt-pumping he's been doing to the American taxpaper.

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  10. Geez, dude, I always thought you put your hand in the BACK of the dummy...

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    1. Those are CAPITALIST dummies. He's a Socialist one.

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  11. the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that was "Bollock Obama" and I really don't know why and I'm just going to go before more stupid comes out of my head omf

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  12. I have no sympathy for Obama's junk, because a guy called Brian Kenny claims Obama raped him. Or did he dream Obama raped him? Whatever, you can google it.

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    1. I never knew that. I will check it out. I just can't keep up with that guy.

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