Thursday, March 21, 2013

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"Simon says, 'Hands on your knees.'  Stand up!
Hey!!  You by the door!!  Simon didn't say, 'Stand up.'
You're out, dumbass.
One guess who gets to wear the bomb vest next."

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  1. There should be a religion where the practices are based on Simon Says. It would be awesome. Although I don't think that's what should happen when people are out.

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    1. Simon says, "Sign of the Cross."
      Behead the infidel!
      Simon didn't say.

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  2. Maybe he just wanted to be part of the fireworks.

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    1. And get his name on the news.
      And his body parts everywhere else.

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  3. Simon says fingers flat on your legs. That dude in the front with the big ass turban is out too 'cause he only has his pointer finger out. He's next in line for the bomb vest.

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    1. That's a good catch. I was going to go for a turban thing, but that finger would've been great.
      Especially if it was the middle one.

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  4. Simon says take off your hat, looks like the line at the door is getting longer

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    1. I was going for the hat/turban angle, but couldn't make it work.

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    1. Hopefully, it will be happier than for that guy at the door.

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    1. What? You were expecting charades?
      Four words?
      First word...sounds like 'learn.'
      Churn, fern, burn...burn?
      Second word..small word...one syllable.
      An, to, the...? the!
      Third word?
      Four syllables?
      Suicide vest? Infidel catch? American?
      Last word..rhymes with 'lag'
      Mag...nag...flag!
      Burn the American flag!!!
      Oh, Allah, we're hot tonight!

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  7. Haha, hilarious stuff Al although wouldn't it be somebody else saying what to do, like Sinbad? Loved it all the same!

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    1. Oh...Sinbad? Or Mahmoud?
      That would've been funny.

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  8. Next game, gentlemen, a round of Spin the Bottle!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Or "Spin the Rocket Propelled Grenade."

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    1. I couldn't do this next week. Passover and Holy Week, dontcha know?

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  10. Is that guy over by the door making sure everyone closes their eyes?

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    1. Either that or they only let dudes with ties sit down.

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  11. That's it, I'm playing Simon Says with my daughter tonight!

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    1. Simon says, play Simon Says with your daughter tonight.

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    1. It comes from watching too many cartoons.

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  13. You have a twisted sense of humor, Al. I like it!

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    1. I think it was the fluoride in my water.

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  14. fortuntaly the door man had to wear soda and poprocks

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  15. See, now I thought the guy at the door had just finished counting, and they were all REALLY bad at the hide and seek concept. :)

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    1. Or he was looking for an empty prayer rug. That'll teach him for taking so long trying to find the perfect parking spot..

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