This, That, and the Other Thing

  As they told my mother after I was born, this will be a short one.  I don't have a lot of time to write an overly long post (you're welcome).  That, plus the fact I have a few things to tell you which wouldn't make for a decent size offering has resulted in the following potpourri of "This, That, and the Other Thing."
  

Oh, no.
None of this when I'm on the can.

  First, I'd like to report that I have finished my bathroom!  Well, virtually finished.  Like Michelangelo, I still need to paint the ceiling.  Unlike Michelangelo, it won't contain a plethora of naked dudes.  Or women, for that matter (Mrs. Penwasser is such a prude).  Or naked babies (because that would be just plain creepy).  
  

January 12, 2013

  

January 26, 2013
Okay, so it took me a while to post this.
But, I had to get that old dude out of the mirror.

  Oh, and I still need to put a new faucet on the bathtub.

  Other than that, it's just about done.

I said just about done!  Dammit!

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30 Days of Fun.
Followed by a summer of nervous breakdown  

  Speaking of the 2013 A-Z Challenge (we weren't), have you signed up for it yet?  If not, please click on this link.  No, this one.  Then follow the bouncing ball to sign up for 30 days of seemingly countless typing.  Or you can write all your posts beforehand and put them on delayed post.

  Despite the fact that I promised I would repeat my 'E' post for Easter ('Easter' begins with 'E.'  Try and keep up), I won't be doing that this year because Easter is actually in March (the 31st).

  That's the good news.

  The bad news is that you'll still get a repost from last year for Easter.  Which is on a Sunday this year.  Funny how that always seems to work out that way.  Don't worry, though.  It's hysterical.  As far as you know.

"Be honest.
Do these chains make my junk look big?"

  In a departure from past challenges, I've decided to go with a theme.  So, for 2013, I will devote each letter of the alphabet to a part of history.  I've always wanted to write something along the lines of a world history.  Which is totally void of facts or any redeeming educational value.  You know, like the Philadelphia school system.  

  I probably won't repeat my 'K' entry from 2011 (Kublai Khan) or my 'X' entry from last year (Xerxes), but you never know.

  Which means, plan on it.

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  I've been informed that, according to Alexa-The Web Information Company,  Penwasser Place is ranked #10,054,189 worldwide.  Now, I have no earthly clue who-or what-Alexa is, but.......suck it, #10,054,190!

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Get your copy now while millions last! 
NOTE:  At press time, no picture for
It's Not Just a Job was available.
Because I didn't feel like doing it yet.
Sue me.

  You'll be pleased (?) to know that I've finally begun work on my third book.  Called It's Not Just a Job, it takes the main character from Shag Carpet Toilet and puts him in the Navy.  I may include excerpts from the book here from time to time.  Especially if I got nothing else to say.  I hope It's Not Just a Job enjoys the same screeching success that its predecessor, which is coming in at a solid #626,650 on the Kindle Hot Hits Chart, had.  

  Could be worse, I suppose.  Could be #10,054,189.

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Latest Just An Observation
James Buchanan
The only president from Pennsylvania.
Spoiler Alert:  he sucked.

  Finally (thank goodness), I've started another blog which pays me as much as my blog here at Blogger does (uh oh).  Called Just An Observation, it's hosted by the Philadelphia news organization and concerns my observations (clever how I included that in the blog's title, huh?) about what life is like in southeastern Pennsylvania.  Mostly because I have no clue what life's like in Southeastern Iowa.  Besides corn.  And tornadoes.  What's more, I'm writing under my own name.  So, if you want to find out what my real name is (a secret as closely guarded as "How Do I Get Into Snooki's Pants?") or you want to find out a little about Pennsylvania (why?) or you're just plain frikkin' bored, you can access it here.  

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  Oops, hang on.  That really wasn't all that short, was it?  Well, to make up for it, how 'bout some mindless gratuity of a prurient nature?

Reputed to be a witty conversationalist.
As if anyone frikkin' cared.

I've been told he's attractive.
Gotta admit, though, I am a little skeeved.
You're welcome, ladies.

As always, here at Penwasser Place, we don't judge.
But, I'm really skeeved now.