Sunday, February 17, 2013

Octo-Mom Must Be Stopped!

It took that kid forever to be born!

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  1. I don't know whether to laugh or be utterly disturbed.

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    1. Go ahead and laugh. Because if you think too much about this, you probably will be disturbed.

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  2. LOL hmmm I've got nothing, nothing not gutter anyway

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    1. I find it interesting that he's fully clothed.

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    2. Maybe testing the waters, I bet spandex had more slip to its slide.

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    1. I was perusing the internet late Friday night and this just struck me as comical.

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  4. You never mention how your bathroom is coming.

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    1. It's virtually complete (the only thing I need to do is paint the ceiling). Since I have tomorrow off, I should write a post about it (if I can find the time during my lavish Presidents Day party. I plan on dressing up as Theodore Roosevelt and then reenact digging the Panama Canal canal by instigating a fight between my two neighbors, then cutting a ditch in their backyard).

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  5. Sometimes you really do have too much time on your hands! lol

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    1. You'd be amazed at the things that strike me as funny. I just hope other people get it.

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  6. Must have been quite the slip n slide

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    1. The only problem was that it smelled like f....ohhh, even that is going too far for me.

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    1. Accidental comedy is the best. But you knew that from your pictures of signs.

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  8. I think it is a wonder more kids are not lost in such buncey things

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    1. It's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
      NOTE: Americans might get this better (I'm going out on a limb here). Jimmy Hoffa was an American labor leader who disappeared quite a long time ago.

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    2. I have heard of Jimmy Hoffa..............

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    3. Oh, thanks goodness. A joke you have to explain isn't much of a joke. Wait, I already explained it. Oh, crap.

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  9. Very funny, even though I find it hard to laugh at the Octomom. Usually I just shake my head.

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    1. With apologies to Andrew Dice Clay:
      There was a young woman
      who starred on TV.
      She had so many children
      her uterus fell out.

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  10. Now that is one big bouncing bundle of joy! I wonder which pre-natal vitamins she was taking?! Very clever Al!

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    1. I think they were called "Plutonium Chewies."
      Or something like that.

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  11. Looks like not only did Debbie do Dallas but she took on the rest of the US as well....

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  12. I thought about becoming an octo dad...but it didn't take.

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    1. I think that's how Mormons used to live it up.

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  13. So, that's what the inside looks like.

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    1. I know. It's like how I wonder what the inside of the Ladies Room looks like.

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  14. DAMN! Not only was he born with a full head of hair and teeth, but clothes as well!!!

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    1. Those residuals from Octo-Mom's reality show sure pay, huh?

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  15. He looks scared. It seems he knows where his milk will come from. Poor kid.

    I have great respect for the manner in which you celebrated President's Day and would like an update.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Since my neighbors didn't appreciate my digging a canal in their backyard, I instead dressed as George Washington and checked out Cherry Tree at the Gentlemens Club.

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  16. he looks like he's having the time of life, to be fair.

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    1. If you can get past that fish smell, I guess it's okay.

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  17. How is octomom still relevant in this day and age? ._.

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    1. For the same reason people still watch American Idol.

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  18. There is seriously something wrong with you, Penwasser.
    Much to my amusement. :)

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  19. That kid looks more horrified than happy...

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    1. Probably the same type of look Snooki's kid had,

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  20. Sadly, that is about the diameter of her birth canal.

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    1. Gotta have room for those eight kids and the film crew.

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  22. You mean octomum had a litter of one? No wonder he's smiling - two tits for one mouth.

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    1. He's number nine. Sadly, those babies are probably all dried up by now.

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  23. My goodness, he's never getting out of there.

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    1. If it was me, I'd do ANYthing to get out of there.

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