Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
It's the mask, let's him get away with anything
And the corduroy tights.
That really brings Easter close to the heart.....Batman Easter Eggs....that's just stupid!
It makes the Cadbury Easter Rabbit seem normal by comparison.
Um, Al... Batman is only for Ages 3 and Up. Are you qualified to be handling those? :)
It didn't say "mental" age. So, I think I'm good.By the way, Spiderman was right next to Bats.I didn't THINK he was kosher, though.
You could use him as a fixture in your bathroom, sure he'd scare the you know out of you, making it a quick trip.
The batcrap?
Batman laid an egg, and Robin got away
Batmobile popped a wheel and JOKER got away. I know my holiday songs.Oh...my...Maybe that's the Easter version...?
I don't recall Batman figuring into the Easter story. I must have missed that in my Catechism classes.
Oh, that has given me an idea for a story.......
You know I was under the impression that Batman was Jewish. Now I know.
Adam West's tights were so...tight...that I could have SWORN he was Jewish.
Most of us guys were watching Catwoman, dude...
Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, or that chick from the X-Men?None of them were probably Jewish.
Oh, jeez, how could I forget Anne Hathaway? She of the short haircut and nipples.
No, but Robin is a nice Jewish boy. Right?xoRobyn
Robin...Robyn....Holy Gefilte Fish! I think you're right!!!!!
Batman Easter Eggs? I guess that I really have seen it all now haha.
It's AMAZING the things I see while out (yes, they let me out every now and then). This one was at Target (aka "Walmart With Less Back Hair").
And another super-hero bites the dust!
Plus, I hear that Aquaman is allergic to shellfish.
Did you check?
He said that being a carrier for matzoh balls would be too messy.
You know Robin put Batman there because he is so pissed at being second fiddle..........when he is younger and better looking.......
But, he had a cheesy looking costume. And a girl's name.
Just more reasons for him to be pissed with Batman
He was also called "chum."
Did the Easter Bunny lay those? Ouch!
Can you imagine passing those pointy bat ears?
Although I never bought the Easter Bunny legend, I did however, believe in Batman...
SOMEone had to deliver those baskets.
Al, I KNEW IT! Woohoo! L'Chaim!xoRobyn
Better he should be a nice doctor.
Wait, does this mean Batman could lay eggs? I think I'm beginning to understand why he never boinked Catwoman when he had the chance.
I just read that he has a 10 year old son. Who's gonna get killed. Yep. Wayyyyyyy too much time on my hands.
LOL too funny
You know that some of the TV reruns are actually funny. I'm surprised that Seth MacFarlane didn't ask Adam West to have a cameo on the Oscars. Billy Crystal hosted last year. He's funny and Jewish.Julie
Billy Crystal is fantastic. The little dude sure makes me laugh.
Now I can finally get a good night's sleep!
It kept me up late nights, too. Another thought...do you think the Hulk is Amish?
It's the mask, let's him get away with anything
ReplyDeleteAnd the corduroy tights.
DeleteThat really brings Easter close to the heart.....Batman Easter Eggs....that's just stupid!
ReplyDeleteIt makes the Cadbury Easter Rabbit seem normal by comparison.
DeleteUm, Al... Batman is only for Ages 3 and Up. Are you qualified to be handling those? :)
ReplyDeleteIt didn't say "mental" age. So, I think I'm good.
DeleteBy the way, Spiderman was right next to Bats.
I didn't THINK he was kosher, though.
You could use him as a fixture in your bathroom, sure he'd scare the you know out of you, making it a quick trip.
ReplyDeleteThe batcrap?
DeleteBatman laid an egg, and Robin got away
ReplyDeleteBatmobile popped a wheel and JOKER got away. I know my holiday songs.
DeleteOh...my...
Maybe that's the Easter version...?
I don't recall Batman figuring into the Easter story. I must have missed that in my Catechism classes.
ReplyDeleteOh, that has given me an idea for a story.......
DeleteYou know I was under the impression that Batman was Jewish. Now I know.
ReplyDeleteAdam West's tights were so...tight...that I could have SWORN he was Jewish.
DeleteMost of us guys were watching Catwoman, dude...
DeleteJulie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, or that chick from the X-Men?
DeleteNone of them were probably Jewish.
Oh, jeez, how could I forget Anne Hathaway? She of the short haircut and nipples.
DeleteNo, but Robin is a nice Jewish boy. Right?
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Robin...Robyn....Holy Gefilte Fish! I think you're right!!!!!
DeleteBatman Easter Eggs? I guess that I really have seen it all now haha.
ReplyDeleteIt's AMAZING the things I see while out (yes, they let me out every now and then). This one was at Target (aka "Walmart With Less Back Hair").
DeleteAnd another super-hero bites the dust!
ReplyDeletePlus, I hear that Aquaman is allergic to shellfish.
DeleteDid you check?
ReplyDeleteHe said that being a carrier for matzoh balls would be too messy.
DeleteYou know Robin put Batman there because he is so pissed at being second fiddle..........when he is younger and better looking.......
ReplyDeleteBut, he had a cheesy looking costume. And a girl's name.
DeleteJust more reasons for him to be pissed with Batman
DeleteHe was also called "chum."
DeleteDid the Easter Bunny lay those? Ouch!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine passing those pointy bat ears?
DeleteAlthough I never bought the Easter Bunny legend, I did however, believe in Batman...
ReplyDeleteSOMEone had to deliver those baskets.
DeleteAl, I KNEW IT! Woohoo! L'Chaim!
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Better he should be a nice doctor.
DeleteWait, does this mean Batman could lay eggs? I think I'm beginning to understand why he never boinked Catwoman when he had the chance.
ReplyDeleteI just read that he has a 10 year old son. Who's gonna get killed. Yep. Wayyyyyyy too much time on my hands.
DeleteLOL too funny
ReplyDeleteYou know that some of the TV reruns are actually funny. I'm surprised that Seth MacFarlane didn't ask Adam West to have a cameo on the Oscars. Billy Crystal hosted last year. He's funny and Jewish.
ReplyDeleteJulie
Billy Crystal is fantastic. The little dude sure makes me laugh.
DeleteNow I can finally get a good night's sleep!
ReplyDeleteIt kept me up late nights, too. Another thought...do you think the Hulk is Amish?
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