Monday, February 25, 2013

Mystery Solved

Apparently, Batman isn't Jewish

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  1. It's the mask, let's him get away with anything

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  2. That really brings Easter close to the heart.....Batman Easter Eggs....that's just stupid!

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    1. It makes the Cadbury Easter Rabbit seem normal by comparison.

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  3. Um, Al... Batman is only for Ages 3 and Up. Are you qualified to be handling those? :)

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    1. It didn't say "mental" age. So, I think I'm good.
      By the way, Spiderman was right next to Bats.
      I didn't THINK he was kosher, though.

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  4. You could use him as a fixture in your bathroom, sure he'd scare the you know out of you, making it a quick trip.

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  5. Batman laid an egg, and Robin got away

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    1. Batmobile popped a wheel and JOKER got away. I know my holiday songs.
      Oh...my...
      Maybe that's the Easter version...?

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  6. I don't recall Batman figuring into the Easter story. I must have missed that in my Catechism classes.

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    1. Oh, that has given me an idea for a story.......

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  7. You know I was under the impression that Batman was Jewish. Now I know.

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    1. Adam West's tights were so...tight...that I could have SWORN he was Jewish.

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    2. Most of us guys were watching Catwoman, dude...

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    3. Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, or that chick from the X-Men?
      None of them were probably Jewish.

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    4. Oh, jeez, how could I forget Anne Hathaway? She of the short haircut and nipples.

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  8. No, but Robin is a nice Jewish boy. Right?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Robin...Robyn....Holy Gefilte Fish! I think you're right!!!!!

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  9. Batman Easter Eggs? I guess that I really have seen it all now haha.

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    1. It's AMAZING the things I see while out (yes, they let me out every now and then). This one was at Target (aka "Walmart With Less Back Hair").

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  10. And another super-hero bites the dust!

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    1. Plus, I hear that Aquaman is allergic to shellfish.

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    1. He said that being a carrier for matzoh balls would be too messy.

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  12. You know Robin put Batman there because he is so pissed at being second fiddle..........when he is younger and better looking.......

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    1. But, he had a cheesy looking costume. And a girl's name.

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    2. Just more reasons for him to be pissed with Batman

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    1. Can you imagine passing those pointy bat ears?

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  14. Although I never bought the Easter Bunny legend, I did however, believe in Batman...

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  15. Wait, does this mean Batman could lay eggs? I think I'm beginning to understand why he never boinked Catwoman when he had the chance.

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    1. I just read that he has a 10 year old son. Who's gonna get killed. Yep. Wayyyyyyy too much time on my hands.

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  16. You know that some of the TV reruns are actually funny. I'm surprised that Seth MacFarlane didn't ask Adam West to have a cameo on the Oscars. Billy Crystal hosted last year. He's funny and Jewish.

    Julie

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    1. Billy Crystal is fantastic. The little dude sure makes me laugh.

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  17. Now I can finally get a good night's sleep!

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    1. It kept me up late nights, too. Another thought...do you think the Hulk is Amish?

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