Thursday, February 28, 2013

Facebook Funnies XXXVII

"So, Mr. Ed walks into a bar and-stop me if you've heard this one-sees John Kerry nursing a beer.  Feeling sorry for him, he walks over and asks, 'You've just been picked Secretary of State.  Why the long face?' 
No, no, you're too kind. You've been a great faith, German jokes and all,
but it's time to go.  Whaddya say we head over to the buffet table? And, please, try the pigs-in-a-blanket.  They're to die for."

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  1. Pigs in a blanket? That's not Kosher either, AL. :)

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      "I mean, it's not like I'm old or anything, but...has anyone seen my glasses?"
      Even though I'm in the "club," I probably won't be able to get away with this stuff. When (if?) I go to Heaven, I'll probably have to sit with the Presbyterians.

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  3. Who needs to be kosher when you're the Pope? Although I suppose as he's not the pope, he can either now be super religious, or just not care anymore.

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    1. And he can sleep in on Sundays. It's not like anyone can give him any lip.

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  4. Mr. Ed really has a religious fan base

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    1. Clop three times for the Sign of the Cross...

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    1. He did, of course, of course. Great catch! I was wondering if anyone would notice. But, he'll live forever on TV Land.

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    1. I think I just bought myself 1,000 years in Purgatory for this.

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  7. Haha this really made me laugh Al. I'm going to miss this Benedict fellow, he was pretty mockable in an endearing way of course, he seems like a nice enough fellow.

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    1. He wasn't a LOT of laughs, though. I guess that comes from being German.

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  8. That was a good one! When are they ever going to select someone for Pope who isn't already about 30 years past retirement age? Right?

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    1. Hmm...that's a good thought.
      I wonder if Justin Bieber is Catholic?

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  9. Good God (pun intended), he looks creepy as hell. Good riddance to him. Loved your silly words, though. I was thinking the same thing as Juli: pigs in a blanket aren't kosher. But I'm guessing this dude is off to party with Mel Gibson.

    xoRobyn

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  10. Awe shucks; on my screen the right side of the text is covered by a picture so I'm missing the joke!

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    1. "So, Mr. Ed walks into a bar and-stop me if you've heard this one-sees John Kerry nursing a beer. Feeling sorry for him, he walks over and asks, 'You've just been picked Secretary of State. Why the long face?'
      No, no, you're too kind. You've been a great faith, German jokes and all,
      but it's time to go. Whaddya say we head over to the buffet table? And, please, try the pigs-in-a-blanket. They're to die for."

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  11. LOL!!! Is it true when a pope retires he's killed in a kosher way and eaten by the new pope... just asking for a friend... xxx

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    2. Which he then uses to make little "Pope Poops."

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  12. So the rumors of Mr. Ed being an alcoholic are true.

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    1. Of course, of course.
      Does that line EVER get old?
      Okay, probably.

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  13. I didn't even have time to follow him on Twitter!

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    1. I tried following him, but he took out a restraining order.

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  14. Presto Kazamo! Poof! My glasses have disappeared! Please don't correct me or you will have to say 2,500,698 hail Mary's!
    (Purgatory is still better than Michigan!)

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    1. I thought Michigan WAS Purgatory...?

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  15. I'm not Catholic, so I feel perfectly fine laughing...

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    1. I used to be a practicing Catholic. Then, I got good at it, so I stopped.
      Still, I had beef tacos today.

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    1. Ja. Und you vil like it. Or I zhall zhoot zis puppy.

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