Thursday, February 7, 2013

Facebook Funnies XXXIV

"Would you like some cheese on your salad?"

Olive Garden.
When you're here, you're like family.
One with severe allergies.

38 comments:

  1. Would that be shredded mozzarella from the nasal cavity? MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM GOOOOOOD!!!!!

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    1. How else are they going to carry it? Their hands are full carrying that big ass salad bowl.

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  2. That deserves a 4-letter word. YUCK

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  3. And this is why we have sneeze carts to protect the salad.

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    1. Because a head of lettuce can get a wicked head cold.

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    1. I know. He shoulda trimmed his mustache.

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    1. And whoever said life was always pretty?
      You should see where they get croutons.

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  6. Someone surely need a nose plug, or ten.

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  7. Excuse me, I asked for no mucus on my spaghetti.

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    1. But it holds the sauce so much better.

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    1. Coulda been worse. Coulda been...no, it couldn't have been worse.

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  9. Is it me or does he have a beaver like expression on his face?

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    1. Yep, he is of the buck tooth variety.
      It's not just you.

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  10. Another reason to avoid The Olive Garden.

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    1. And those aren't oysters on the half-shell, either.

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  11. That's a pretty good impersonation of a star cluster in the Andromeda nebula. A Klingon vessel firing its disrupters at the guy's nose would make the picture complete.

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    1. And, if he had Klingons, he could use a handkerchief to wipe them away.

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  12. Yeah, but they do have all you can eat breadsticks.

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    1. Just watch where they carry them, though.

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  13. I agree with EmptyNest. I was just talking with co-workers about Olive Garden. The only reason to go there is for the bread sticks. Those are damn good. Family could never produce such delicious food.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Is that a breadstick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?

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  14. If there was an Olive Garden over here I would be sorely put off going now Al haha.

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    1. But, there's ALWAYS Chinese.
      Tell me I'm wrong.

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  15. I'm not sure what skeeves me out more, the fact that this picture exists, or that you found it. :)

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    1. You think this is bad? You shoulda seen the picture I found of a man humping a fish.

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    2. You know, now that I'm thinking of it, I may go look for it again.

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    3. You'll be happy to know that I've found the picture and will post it tomorrow. Enjoy!

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  16. See you have class Al, I would have gone for

    "Would you like sneeze on your salad"

    In defence of the picture at least you know it's going to be moist....nothing worse than a dried out salad....

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  17. But, there is the danger of soggy croutons.

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    1. Which is why I prefer going out for Chinese food.

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