Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Would that be shredded mozzarella from the nasal cavity? MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM GOOOOOOD!!!!!
How else are they going to carry it? Their hands are full carrying that big ass salad bowl.
That deserves a 4-letter word. YUCK
I was thinking 'snot.'
Oh my , , , ,
Okay, kids, who wants Italian?
And this is why we have sneeze carts to protect the salad.
Because a head of lettuce can get a wicked head cold.
Oh, that is just gross!
I know. He shoulda trimmed his mustache.
And whoever said life was always pretty?You should see where they get croutons.
Someone surely need a nose plug, or ten.
And a good antihistamine.
Excuse me, I asked for no mucus on my spaghetti.
But it holds the sauce so much better.
Coulda been worse. Coulda been...no, it couldn't have been worse.
Is it me or does he have a beaver like expression on his face?
Yep, he is of the buck tooth variety.It's not just you.
Another reason to avoid The Olive Garden.
And those aren't oysters on the half-shell, either.
That's a pretty good impersonation of a star cluster in the Andromeda nebula. A Klingon vessel firing its disrupters at the guy's nose would make the picture complete.
And, if he had Klingons, he could use a handkerchief to wipe them away.
Yeah, but they do have all you can eat breadsticks.
Just watch where they carry them, though.
I agree with EmptyNest. I was just talking with co-workers about Olive Garden. The only reason to go there is for the bread sticks. Those are damn good. Family could never produce such delicious food.xoRobyn
Is that a breadstick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?
If there was an Olive Garden over here I would be sorely put off going now Al haha.
But, there's ALWAYS Chinese.Tell me I'm wrong.
I'm not sure what skeeves me out more, the fact that this picture exists, or that you found it. :)
You think this is bad? You shoulda seen the picture I found of a man humping a fish.
You know, now that I'm thinking of it, I may go look for it again.
You'll be happy to know that I've found the picture and will post it tomorrow. Enjoy!
See you have class Al, I would have gone for"Would you like sneeze on your salad"In defence of the picture at least you know it's going to be moist....nothing worse than a dried out salad....
But, there is the danger of soggy croutons.
Which is why I prefer going out for Chinese food.