Saturday, February 2, 2013
A Lavatorial Conundrum
Four sinks, one hand dryer. What to do?
1. Wait politely in line while the three dudes in front of you dry their hands.
2. Dry hands on pants.
3. Hurry up peeing so you can wash your hands and jump to the head of the "Dryer Line."
4. Stick your wet hands in your armpits to dry them. While this may dry your hands, they'll probably smell like BO.
5. Forgo washing your hands completely, you filthy pig.
6. Dry your hands with toilet paper. Sigh....do I really need to say "Unused" toilet paper?
7. Dry your hands on the shirt of the dude in front of you.
8. Pick up teeth.
9. What am I talking about??? This is a Mens Room. What are the odds of all three of the dudes in front of you even washing their hands in the first place?
NOTE: A 'conundrum' is a puzzle, an enigma, a problem admitting of no satisfactory solution. You know, a lot like why anybody gives a flying crap what Snooki does.