OMG I should know better than to turn to your blog when I just take a sip of tea. Choke. She thinks she's Scarlet and took the bedroom curtains for her crown.
Once a queen, always a queen, but once a knight's enough. Or a midget. I suspect I'm mixing my metaphors, but someone has to speak up for the little people.
Oh, I bet that's the best time she ever had in her life!
ReplyDeleteDon't they always look so dismal in those days?
They didn't have cable TV.
DeleteThat's why WE all look dismal these days.
DeleteWell whatever is under there, she doesn't seem to be enjoying it much.
ReplyDeleteShe wanted a bigger crown.
DeleteShe seems kind of pensive...
ReplyDeleteSooooo, the midget was busy.
DeleteTo be politically correct...."a little person."
ReplyDeleteHey, I used "bloomers" when I could've used "skivvies."
DeleteAnd she hides it rather well too
ReplyDeleteShe's sporting her "happy" face.
DeleteVicky was only 4'11 herself, so it must have been a pygmy midget.
ReplyDeleteActually, a daschund and judiciously spred peanut butter.
DeletePygmy Midget. Redundant?
DeleteOr an Oompa Loompa on their day job?
Seriously, I didn't know that, though.
Dachshund and peanut butter?
DeleteAchtung!
This shouldn't have made me laugh but damnit it did, this is a clever title as well to say the very least.
ReplyDeleteThe idea for this occurred to me in-where else?-'Victoria's Secret.' I'm telling you, I got some strange looks as I was giggling in the thong section.
DeleteI wonder if the dry cleaner was beheaded for shrinking her crown.
ReplyDeleteShe was apparently not amused.
DeleteAll Royal family members look bloody miserable when they get older.
ReplyDeleteI think it's from all the keeping a stiff upper lip.
DeleteOr the inbreeding.
she certainly won win the contest for most beautiful queen
ReplyDeletewon't win*
DeleteThat honor would go to Sir Elton John.
DeleteMaybe that's why she has one eyebrow raised...
ReplyDeleteI think it's her "f***k me" face.
DeleteBlimey.
OMG I should know better than to turn to your blog when I just take a sip of tea. Choke.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she's Scarlet and took the bedroom curtains for her crown.
And everyone thought she wasn't a "fun" date.
DeletePoor midget...
ReplyDeleteOnce a queen, always a queen, but once a knight's enough.
DeleteOr a midget.
I suspect I'm mixing my metaphors, but someone has to speak up for the little people.