Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Oh, I bet that's the best time she ever had in her life!Don't they always look so dismal in those days?
They didn't have cable TV.
That's why WE all look dismal these days.
Well whatever is under there, she doesn't seem to be enjoying it much.
She wanted a bigger crown.
She seems kind of pensive...
Sooooo, the midget was busy.
To be politically correct...."a little person."
Hey, I used "bloomers" when I could've used "skivvies."
And she hides it rather well too
She's sporting her "happy" face.
Vicky was only 4'11 herself, so it must have been a pygmy midget.
Actually, a daschund and judiciously spred peanut butter.
Pygmy Midget. Redundant?Or an Oompa Loompa on their day job?Seriously, I didn't know that, though.
Dachshund and peanut butter?Achtung!
This shouldn't have made me laugh but damnit it did, this is a clever title as well to say the very least.
The idea for this occurred to me in-where else?-'Victoria's Secret.' I'm telling you, I got some strange looks as I was giggling in the thong section.
I wonder if the dry cleaner was beheaded for shrinking her crown.
She was apparently not amused.
All Royal family members look bloody miserable when they get older.
I think it's from all the keeping a stiff upper lip.Or the inbreeding.
she certainly won win the contest for most beautiful queen
That honor would go to Sir Elton John.
Maybe that's why she has one eyebrow raised...
I think it's her "f***k me" face.Blimey.
OMG I should know better than to turn to your blog when I just take a sip of tea. Choke.She thinks she's Scarlet and took the bedroom curtains for her crown.
And everyone thought she wasn't a "fun" date.
Once a queen, always a queen, but once a knight's enough.Or a midget.I suspect I'm mixing my metaphors, but someone has to speak up for the little people.