Saturday, January 5, 2013

Victoria's Secret

"There's a midget under me bloomers."

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  1. Oh, I bet that's the best time she ever had in her life!
    Don't they always look so dismal in those days?

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    1. That's why WE all look dismal these days.

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  2. Well whatever is under there, she doesn't seem to be enjoying it much.

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  3. She seems kind of pensive...

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  4. To be politically correct...."a little person."

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    1. Hey, I used "bloomers" when I could've used "skivvies."

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  5. And she hides it rather well too

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  6. Vicky was only 4'11 herself, so it must have been a pygmy midget.

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    1. Actually, a daschund and judiciously spred peanut butter.

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    2. Pygmy Midget. Redundant?
      Or an Oompa Loompa on their day job?
      Seriously, I didn't know that, though.

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    3. Dachshund and peanut butter?
      Achtung!

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  7. This shouldn't have made me laugh but damnit it did, this is a clever title as well to say the very least.

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    1. The idea for this occurred to me in-where else?-'Victoria's Secret.' I'm telling you, I got some strange looks as I was giggling in the thong section.

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  8. I wonder if the dry cleaner was beheaded for shrinking her crown.

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  9. All Royal family members look bloody miserable when they get older.

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    1. I think it's from all the keeping a stiff upper lip.
      Or the inbreeding.

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  10. she certainly won win the contest for most beautiful queen

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  11. Maybe that's why she has one eyebrow raised...

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    1. I think it's her "f***k me" face.
      Blimey.

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  12. OMG I should know better than to turn to your blog when I just take a sip of tea. Choke.
    She thinks she's Scarlet and took the bedroom curtains for her crown.

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    1. And everyone thought she wasn't a "fun" date.

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    1. Once a queen, always a queen, but once a knight's enough.
      Or a midget.
      I suspect I'm mixing my metaphors, but someone has to speak up for the little people.

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