"Up front." Hee...hee...hee. I get it.
This product leaves me at a loss for words.
Still, it causes me to wonder whether if, instead of being the neighborhood perv, Jimmie Schwartz wasn't a mad genius who was ahead of his time.
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I'm with you Al, this is so weird and a strange way to spend my morning haha, like you say maybe he isn't such a genius after all.
ReplyDeleteWell, it would make doing the housework so much more fun.
DeleteThat was...disturbing. I'm almost glad I have no real idea what the product does, and I don't like my guess. If it's what I think it is, men have been doing that for years.
ReplyDeleteI'm not tellin'....
DeleteWhy does that dog look so happy!?! Something isn't right here.
ReplyDeleteThere are just sooooo many ways to make fun of this commercial. One of my favorites is right in the beginning. I gotta laugh at the dude laying down in the grass, swinging his wife in a tire swing while looking at her caboose.
DeleteI thought I saw a big plain brown wrapper delivered to your house.
ReplyDeleteGiggle, giggle....good one Al.
I asked them to deliver it AFTER dark. Crap.
DeleteA man with a vacuum is a rare sight.
ReplyDeleteIf he's using it to VACUUM.
DeleteThis was quite a hilarious start to my Sunday morning :)
ReplyDeleteMuch better than watching the news shows, I hope.
Deletewhere was that 800 number????
ReplyDeleteI wrote it down and I'm not telling.
DeleteBeats my upright Dyson.
ReplyDeleteBut just imagine the clean up involved.
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until you have to go the Emergency Room with a vacuum cleaner on your junk.
DeleteLOL couple that with those pills that give you an extra three inches and one could make some serious dough as a gigilo
ReplyDeleteAnd get some serious housecleaning done.
DeleteCan I buy an attatchment for the vacuum I have and save a few bucks?
ReplyDeleteI don't think deer have anything to do with it.
DeleteThe perfect gift for the man whose wife won't go down.
ReplyDeleteAnd it won't complain when he falls asleep afterwards.
DeleteI got my Pos-T-Vac engraved. Now what am I going to do with all this Extenze I have?
ReplyDeleteBetter the Pos-T-Vac engraved than....
DeleteThis one's good, Al, but the Victoria's Secret one is genius.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, buddy.
xoRobyn
Thanks. I was wondering if anyone has ever thought of that while trying to be inconspicuous in Victoria's Secret.
DeleteDoes this come equipped with an on-the-go car charger for roadside assistance? Julie
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine using this thing while driving? I'd sure hate to explain that one to the state trooper as I was wrapped around a tree with my pants around my ankles.
DeleteThat's not a pretty picture. It would be safer to have designated parking spots like they have for electric cars or expectant mothers. Kind of like a Fluff 'n' Go before the big event.
Deletelmfao... I can't wait to hear the law suits on this one.. "If you or someone you loved has recently had their wang sucked off by the postvac call this #" Gawsh what will they come up with next, lol. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI guess when it comes down a dude getting his "freak on" there is no shortage of ingenuity.
DeleteToo funny! The things that go on....Wow!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Al!
Just when you think you've seen it all....
DeletePos-T-Vac- didn't Austin Powers have one of those?
ReplyDeleteI swear it wasn't his, baby.
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