Sunday, January 6, 2013

I Guess This Product Sucks


"Up front."  Hee...hee...hee.  I get it.


This product leaves me at a loss for words.

Still, it causes me to wonder whether if, instead of being the neighborhood perv, Jimmie Schwartz wasn't a mad genius who was ahead of his time.
"Blow.  It's just a figure of speech."

37 comments:

  1. I'm with you Al, this is so weird and a strange way to spend my morning haha, like you say maybe he isn't such a genius after all.

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    1. Well, it would make doing the housework so much more fun.

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  2. That was...disturbing. I'm almost glad I have no real idea what the product does, and I don't like my guess. If it's what I think it is, men have been doing that for years.

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  3. Why does that dog look so happy!?! Something isn't right here.

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    1. There are just sooooo many ways to make fun of this commercial. One of my favorites is right in the beginning. I gotta laugh at the dude laying down in the grass, swinging his wife in a tire swing while looking at her caboose.

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  4. I thought I saw a big plain brown wrapper delivered to your house.
    Giggle, giggle....good one Al.

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    1. I asked them to deliver it AFTER dark. Crap.

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  5. A man with a vacuum is a rare sight.

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  6. This was quite a hilarious start to my Sunday morning :)

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    1. Much better than watching the news shows, I hope.

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    1. But just imagine the clean up involved.

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    1. It's all fun and games until you have to go the Emergency Room with a vacuum cleaner on your junk.

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  9. LOL couple that with those pills that give you an extra three inches and one could make some serious dough as a gigilo

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    1. And get some serious housecleaning done.

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  10. Can I buy an attatchment for the vacuum I have and save a few bucks?

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    1. I don't think deer have anything to do with it.

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  11. The perfect gift for the man whose wife won't go down.

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    1. And it won't complain when he falls asleep afterwards.

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  12. I got my Pos-T-Vac engraved. Now what am I going to do with all this Extenze I have?

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    1. Better the Pos-T-Vac engraved than....

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  13. This one's good, Al, but the Victoria's Secret one is genius.

    Happy New Year, buddy.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Thanks. I was wondering if anyone has ever thought of that while trying to be inconspicuous in Victoria's Secret.

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  14. Does this come equipped with an on-the-go car charger for roadside assistance? Julie

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    1. Can you imagine using this thing while driving? I'd sure hate to explain that one to the state trooper as I was wrapped around a tree with my pants around my ankles.

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    2. That's not a pretty picture. It would be safer to have designated parking spots like they have for electric cars or expectant mothers. Kind of like a Fluff 'n' Go before the big event.

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  15. lmfao... I can't wait to hear the law suits on this one.. "If you or someone you loved has recently had their wang sucked off by the postvac call this #" Gawsh what will they come up with next, lol. Thanks for the laugh!

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    1. I guess when it comes down a dude getting his "freak on" there is no shortage of ingenuity.

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  16. Too funny! The things that go on....Wow!
    Happy New Year Al!

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    1. Just when you think you've seen it all....

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  17. Pos-T-Vac- didn't Austin Powers have one of those?

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