Thursday, January 17, 2013

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In view of the fact that the "Cossack-to-Babushka" ratio at the Smolensk Happy Samovar Retirement Home was a depressing 50:1, Boris Heyoosunovuhbich decided to see if he could get lucky with the statuary on the grounds.


Considering that Boris faithfully adhered to the facility's "No Tongues" policy, administrators
decided against telling him he was canoodling a bust of a dead dude.

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    1. Please to be smooching me. On the lips yet. And please to tell, where can find moose and squirrel?

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  2. "Stalinsky .....Is there someone else? Your lips are so cold."

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    1. What's a dictator gotta do to find a good-looking broad and not some old geezer who smells of herring?

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  3. Hey, getting some is getting some.

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    1. Hell, the worst I ever had was wonderful.

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  4. The bust looks annoyed, yet slightly aroused. Get a room, gentlemen!

    xoRobyn

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  5. The look on the statue's face is hilarious!

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    1. Yeah, his eyes are open, too. What a cold fish.

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  6. I don't think the feeling is mutual lol

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    1. Uncle Joe looks a little stiff, dontcha think?

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    1. Now, take the statue of Venus de Milo....
      No arms. But, hubba hubba.

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  8. There was a time when this chap would be sent to a gulag for kissing Stalin's bust. Now he'll just get chapped lips.

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    1. Hee...hee...hee...now YOU said 'bust.'

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  9. Really made me laugh Al. I wonder why on earth he was doing this in the first place haha. Even the statue's shocked!

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    1. Probably bored with nothing good on TV.

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  10. And Comrade Stalin just looks into the distance while he's being smooched. Is that cool or what? It reminds me of an old TV commercial for the Gillette Contour razor. A prize to anyone who finds it.

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    1. I think I'll look. What's my prize? A bust of Lenin?

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    2. Hee...hee...hee...now I said 'bust!'

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  11. Why? Why??? It's not just a peck either - he has the whole head tilt going on and everything.

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    1. Yeah, and he probably bruised his tongue going in for the kill.

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    1. And sit on curbside toilets because they...HEY!

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  13. Is it possible that he kept a large magnetic device in his pocket, and just figured that if he was going to be stuck there for a while anyway.,,,,?
    Julie

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