Thursday, January 3, 2013

Facebook Funnies XXIX

"You mean Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't have pictures?  Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  1. Dang! I thought it did. I'll cancel my order.

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    1. I think the Kindle version has pictures, though. Although the women all look like Roseanne Barr and the men like Danny Devito.
      Let the buyer beware, I suppose.

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    1. You've been talking with Mrs. Penwasser. I don't get it.
      I practice a lot when I'm alone.

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  3. The copy I have has pictures, saucy ones.

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    1. Drawing pictures from your mind's eye in the margins? Genius!

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  4. Pictures might have made it more readable, but seeing how I didn't read it, I don't know if it really would.

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    1. I flipped through it before I knew what all the hub-bub was. The first word I saw was "nipple."
      Apparently not a Dr. Suess book.

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  5. Just wait til the movie comes out and doesn't get a triple X rating. There will be riots in the street!!!!

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    1. if they make a movie, it will be hard to imagine.

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    2. Hee...hee...hee. You said 'hard.'

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    1. See? Even those people can get their "freak" on.

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  7. WHAT? There isn't? *goes to check*
    DAMN!

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    1. See? How unfair is that? As I've gotten older, my mind's eye needs bifocals.

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  8. You made me laugh out loud, again!

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  9. Those are actually their happy faces.

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  10. Very funny. When the death fatwa is issued against you consider hiding out here in Oregon. I'll introduce you to Rushdie.

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    1. I'm not too worried. After I made fun of the Iranians, there wasn't anything to worry about.
      Now, if you'll excuse me, I think there's someone at my door.

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  11. Lmao that is the only way it would ever be bareable.

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    1. Hee...hee...hee. You said 'bareable.'
      Well, I would hope so.

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  12. It's not fair that you wrote this Al, I'm laughing so hard right now haha!

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    1. Hee...hee...hee. Now YOU said 'hard.'
      You may be on to something. Although laughing yourself hard may give the Viagra/Cialis folks something worry about.

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    1. Like 'fart,' that word always makes me laugh.

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  14. You come up (hee hee, I said "come UP") with the perfect captions, Al. Nicely done.

    xoRobyn

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  15. I hope no one of the Islamic faith sees this. They might get offended and angry. :P

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    1. They've really had no sense of humor since the Crusades.

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  16. I think I just peed myself! Too funny!

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    1. I usually like to go for "milk through the nose" with my humor.
      But, peeing one self is perfectly acceptable.
      Except in a crowded subway car.

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