|Kitchen: 18 Nov 12|
We wanted to update our island, cabinets, dishwasher, sink, ceramic tile, stove, refrigerator, microwave
|Kitchen: 10 Jan 13|
Let's see...island, cabinets, dishwasher, sink, ceramic tile, stove, refrigerator, microwave...heyyyyyy, what the frik...!?
|Kitchen: 24 Nov 12|
At this point, I began to wonder
why we wanted a new floor.
And if I could get away with
gluing all those pieces back.
|Kitchen: 9 Dec 12|
Tile up, cement board up, man down.
Waiting for the ambulance.
Bashing my hands numb from ripping up (what I thought was perfectly good) ceramic tile, having to pick up my testicles after hauling old cabinets around the house, finding dust everywhere, blowing unspeakable things from my nose despite wearing a face mask (see: dust), crippling myself after scrabbling around on cement board, soaking my pots in the bathtub because we had no sink, marveling as I discovered that my fingers are no match for a demolition hammer, destroying a section of wood flooring when I slid the refrigerator over it (Mrs. Penwasser: not amused), playing a thrilling game of "What's That Smell?" (SOMEbody forgot to empty the refrigerator of cheese. Once more, Mrs. Penwasser: not amused), all culminated in the new kitchen's ultimate test:
|You'd think I'd feel like this, but no...|
Someday, we hope to be able to buy food.