I'm sorry, Al. But you could find a Hallmark card that reads: "Sorry I don't have a gift for you 'cuz I'm one of those flaming idiots who believed the world was gonna end on 12/21/12 but it didn't and then I didn't want to be one of those idiots that fights the crowds to do last minute shopping - 'cuz, let's be honest - you're not worth it. Merry Christmas with all my love!" (Just a suggestion.)
I'm sorry, Al. But you could find a Hallmark card that reads: "Sorry I don't have a gift for you 'cuz I'm one of those flaming idiots who believed the world was gonna end on 12/21/12 but it didn't and then I didn't want to be one of those idiots that fights the crowds to do last minute shopping - 'cuz, let's be honest - you're not worth it. Merry Christmas with all my love!" (Just a suggestion.)
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And just look at that date...it only uses the numbers one and two.
DeletePretty spooky, huh?
Don't count your chickens, they might cluck and peck. These long range predictions are only accurate to plus or minus 169 years.
ReplyDeleteSo, if it's 169 years, I'm good to go.
DeleteI hope you actually got some done and weren't one of the people who was utterly and genuinely convinced the world was going to end.
ReplyDeleteWhy......no......I just don't know what I'm going to do with my collection of tin foil hats.
Deletegood luck with that! I am not brave enough to face the hoard of people in the malls now
ReplyDeleteIt certainly stresses the holiday spirit.
DeleteLMAO good luck getting through the hordes! Those zombies might bite too, watch out.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is that I can outrun them.
DeleteJust think of the awesome leftover deals you are gonna find. I hear the SpongeBob chia pets are a hit with all ages.
ReplyDeleteI actually had a Homer Simpson chia pet a few years ago.
DeleteI've also seen that they're selling an Obama chia pet, too.
You and a bazillion other husbands and/or single men out there! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat explains all the dudes.
DeleteThe Saturday before Christmas? Good luck!
ReplyDeleteWhat? BEFORE??? Aw....crap!!!!
DeleteGood luck indeed
ReplyDeleteIt was a lot like my prom date. Not pretty.
DeleteNever plan tour Christmas shopping around the Mayan calendar.
ReplyDeleteBut, I got a great deal on parrots, bananas, jaguar figurines, colorful stones, and a "Do-It-Yourself Rip Your Neighbor's Heart Out" kit.
DeleteHaha! Good luck with your shopping!
ReplyDeleteHumbug...errr...I mean...Merry Christmas!!!!
DeleteTrust these damn Mayans to screw us all over Al. Now I have two days left to do my shopping and no idea of what I'm going to get haha!
ReplyDeleteSo how WAS work today? Do you still feel kindly toward your fellow man?
DeleteDon't fret if you missed black Friday cause the prices drop on Christmas Eve day, too. But just in case it's off schedule, party on.
ReplyDeleteThe way things look, I'LL be the one who's doing the dropping on Christmas Eve.
DeleteMy sentiments exactly. I'd be real down on those darn Mayans if they hadn't invented chocolate.
ReplyDeleteIt balances out human sacrifice.
DeleteI knew that mayan thing was bogus as soon as I woke up, because it was already the next day on the other side of the world and nothingm happened.
ReplyDeleteAl, you and your family have a merry Christmas.
Well, there's always 2013.
ReplyDeleteWish you and la familia a merry Christmas and happy New Year.