Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Haha I think I'd let the turkey stay in there, there's something funny about it. You're right that it does belong out on the tree though, no idea where you found this Al but it must be somewhere crazy! Like Walmart or something haha.
I found them at Target. They have all kinds of neat stuff and shit.They even probably have real shit, too.
That screams Dollar Store!!
Where everything costs...a dollar.And is made in China.
OMG that is hilarious. Thanks for a much needed laugh today!!!!
I saw that and pulled out my cell phone camera. Mrs. Penwasser scurried away (she hates shopping with me).
Someone in China is REALLY confused!
They probably can't read their calendar. It's all Greek to them.
They can read Greek?
LOL you seem to have found the hippie dippie aisle.
I really did see a thanksgiving tree this year
channukah ornaments, hurrah! but how do they separate the channukah trees from the christmas trees? :p
The Christmas trees aren't circumcised and they feel real guilty about showing off.No, I don't really know what that means, either.
Jewish Christmas ornaments. You've just made my day. That's simply beautiful.
And, for only $10 more, they'll throw in a fruitcake, bubula.
What? You never heard of a Hanukka Bush?
Isn't that a stripper's name in Jerusalem?
A turkey really does belong on there more, at least it's the traditional dinner now. I wonder how the Jews would feel if people actually put dreidels and menorahs on their trees.
What I didn't mention: The FIRST Mrs. Penwasser was Jewish (presumably still is). We had a Christmas tree. Which had dreidel and menorah ornaments.
Shakes head, looks for easter bunny.
Easter Bunny's down at the Elks Lodge, putting on a real snoot. He knows he's got a few more months.
All I can do is shake my head and laugh. :)
One stop holiday shopping at the Dollar Store. I wonder if kids today even know what these ornaments, and the holidays they represent, mean.
Only if they have a Holidays X-Box game.
Safest place for a turkey at Christmas. I'd like to see the one in the picture from the butt end. I can't help suspecting there a cavity for stuffing stuffing into. Or maybe just stuff into.
Maybe for the gay turkeys...?Then again, how would you know? They wear pearls with their feathers...?How festive!
Ha ha ha! Which one did you buy?
Smacking my Jewish forehead. Oy gevalt?! Jesus Christ, what's that about?xoRobyn
I know. It's meshuggah.
I love your posts, but your responses to comments are even funnier!
And I even write using an accent.Of course, you don't hear that.For instance, I'm writing this with a French accent.(Yes, I know this doesn't make sense. Oui.)
I want the Easter Bunny, a ghost, and an Abraham Lincoln bobble head on my tree.
But, really, wouldn't an aggrieved Southerner always be taking potshots at Abe?
Such a deal I have for you!