Friday, November 9, 2012

For My Friend Matthew

Matthew, you said you'd like a picture of a chimp smoking a cigar.  Well, here ya go:

But, now that I think of it...while funny, this is kind of sad and exploitive.

So, how about a baboon smoking a cigar, instead?


FULL DISCLOSURE:  I like Rush Limbaugh.  But, I like comedy more.  And this was too good to pass up.

39 comments:

  1. Haha thank you so much Al, I knew it was possible, the bit about the baboon smoking the cigar was hilarious too! Thanks for fulfilling my request buddy, the minute when you mentioned the chimp smoking the cigar in the last post I had to see it!

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    1. My pleasure. It was just a simple matter of "drag and drop" (hmmm...that sounds like something the Mob would do).

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  2. Oh you comedic genius you. Chimps smoking cigars can scare me a little sometimes, makes me feel like they're going to replace us. Unless they only look like they're good at their jobs, and they actually aren't.

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  3. A bit explotive and the SPCA may come after you, but the baboon, pfft the cancer people will prob fund you haha

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  4. Not only is he smoking a cigar but he is operating a mixing desk too. Or is he a she?

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  5. I'd like to throw Rush Limbaugh in that toilet you've got pictured on your blog.

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    1. You wouldn't be alone. Not me, mind you, but a lot of people would help you.

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  6. But does he inhale? And keep him away from the Jack Daniels. Many a good chimp has been ruined by that stuff!

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    1. Yeah, is if they need an excuse to fling poo!

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  7. do you smoke cigars, al? i used to love them, but always had to go into the mens' room in my favorite club to buy them.

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    1. Nope, not since I was a teenager and it seemed so "cutting edge rebellious." My brothers do, but I beg off whenever they pass stogies around.
      I prefer meth.
      JK!!!!!!!!

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  8. Don't feel sorry for the chimp - it probably thinks it looks cooler than Clint Eastwood with the cigar in its mouth. It definitely looks cooler than Rush, whose face is crying out for a wet sponge.

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    1. I'm amazed how many of these pictures exist. I'm thinking it's sad.
      Porn's better.

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    1. I had to admit that I liked him. Not as much as others, but... I didn't want anyone to accuse me of being disingenuous.
      I'll STILL poke fun at him, though.
      I'm an equal opportunity wiseass that way.

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    2. Yeah... He's just a wee bit too extreme for my liking.

      Rush that is, not you Al.

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    3. I do so try to be open-minded. I really do. There are a LOT of good people are out there, including you, at least that's my impression. :-)

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  10. Not a Limbaugh fan. He is the worst sort of celebrity, not because I detest his ideas but because he's just so darn boring. You know all of his opinions before he even speaks. Mega-dittos! Yuk.

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    1. Mega dittos. Oh, that slavish sucking up. And "harmless little fuzzball" and "Maja Rushie"? Yuk is right.
      I really understand how people don't like him. But, he entertains me. Still, I am most definitely NOT a "Ditto Head."
      Okay, I did just throw up in my mouth there.

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  11. He doesn't look like he's smoking it. It looks like he is trying to see through it like a magnifying glass.

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    1. I just can't get the phallic imagery that cigar presents out of my mind.
      Which kinda disturbs me.

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  12. Good one, Al. You like Rush? He makes my blood boil, and not in a good way. I'd much rather share a cigar with the chimp - even if I had to do so in a Monica Lewinsky way. Ewww, sorry. Now I just threw up in my mouth.

    xoRobyn

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    1. As long as you and I are good, that's the only thing I care about.
      :-)

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  13. How can I possibly top Robyn's comment?! I also prefer the chimp to Rush. BTW, I decided to save your Tolstoy saga for the weekend. Oh boy.
    Julie

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    1. My apologies. I hope I've managed to trim my more recent posts. Part of the reason I include pictures with captions is that I hope they break up my blatherings.

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    2. No need to apologize Al. I always enjoy reading your stories, and I'll read this later today when I can give it my full attention. It's my fault for being a slow reader.

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  14. Being British I don't always the names you use .....So is Rush Limbaugh the name of the chimp, the cigar or the mixing desk????

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  15. I think you'd be accused of insulting the chimp.

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  16. LOL @ BlackLOG!!

    Pearl

    p.s. And yes, the title of my post the other day WAS inspired by Monty Python. Good catch!

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    1. I was hoping it was. My favorite of their movies. The others didn't come close.
      Nee!!!!

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  17. Ahhh look at him puffin on the cigar, hehe..

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    1. I don't see any puffins...?
      Hee hee hee

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  18. Al, you and I are always good. Even though you like that chimp, you're still one of my faves.

    xo

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