|"Hey, ya know...this looks like it could fit up my...oh, wait. |
It's a gavel. Silly me."
NOTE: For my non-American friends, this is a picture of retired Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA). Barney is an openly gay individual. I don't poke at him because of that (who anyone chooses as their dance partner is none of my business). I poke fun at him because he is a notorious ass-clown (an unfortunate term, I know).