But, if you have freckles, sport red hair, prefer Cialis over Viagra, are fat, are skinny, like to climb on rocks, are a tough kid, or a sissy kid, even have chicken pox, like NASCAR, believe Lindsay Lohan is misunderstood, shop at Walmart, pick your nose, think pro wrestling is real, listen to Celine Dion, have toe fungus,
go 'commando,' buy your cigarettes from the back of a van from some guy named Vick, cut the edges off your bread, fart under the covers, belong to a Star Trek fan club, do crossword puzzles in pen, wipe back to front, use unwaxed dental floss, think Michael Moore is one sexy beast, leave the seat up, have rickets, tuck your tee shirt in your underwear, believe synchronized swimming is a sport, or think 'Are you from Tennessee? No? Well, you're the only ten I see' is a good pick-up line, then...you're pretty much on your own.
Be careful out there.