Thursday, October 25, 2012

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"Hmmm...wonder if I should tell him he has a hanger in the batcave?"

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  1. Haha you have to love this man, it just shows that even the president is prone to these bad boys!

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    1. Boogers are fun, boogers are cute, boogers are sticky nasal fruit.

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  2. I think Obama probably has his own Batcave too. I think that the reason the president lives in the White House is that there is a huge Batcave under there, and that's the true job of the president, which is why you're limited to only doing the job for 8 years at the most. It's why Ron Paul kept dropping out of the race, he couldn't handle it.

    Damn this makes way too much sense.

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    1. That's why you never see Bruce Wayne and Barack Obama in the same place at the same time.
      Well, also, because Bruce Wayne is fake.

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  3. I wonder if he'll whisper in my ear??

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  4. The sooner he picks and flicks, the sooner the staring will stop.

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    1. If he picks,
      then flicks...
      I wonder
      does it stick?
      Man, that's sick.

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  5. Only true friends tell you about boogers. Do politicians have any true friends?

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    1. THAT is one of the truest statements I have ever read.
      You can pick your friends.
      And you can pick your nose.
      But, you ought not pick your friend's nose.
      (HINT: You may also substitute "seat" for "nose".)

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  6. OH boogers... They have a way of coming out at the worst times, ha ha.

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    1. The worst ones are those that wave in the wind when you exhale.

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  7. Boogers are fun, boogers are cute, boogers are sticky nasal fruit. I've never heard this before. I just love educational blogs.

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    1. But they're not magical fruit like beans.
      Which, I hear, are also good for your heart.

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  8. The blockhead and the blackhead? No, that's racist and Obama is half white anyway.

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    1. "The Blockhead and the Blackhead"-coming this fall on ABC!

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  9. I actually did tell that to someone I barely knew once. I politely told her, and handed her a Kleenex. She thanked me, but I know she wasn't happy about it. I would want to know, and of course the fear of not knowing haunts me. Thanks Dr. Penwasser for letting me get this off my nose. Julie

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    1. Likewise, I'd want to know if my zipper was down. Of course, I'd have to ask whether he/she was a "meat gazer."

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  10. Our bodies are endlessly distracting.

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  11. Nah, he'll figure it out. It'll just give us all something else to poke fun at.

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  12. haha I wonder if Bruce Wayne had shaved his head so that the mask could fit it

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  13. Good one, Al. I think that's a job for the Secret Service.

    xoRobyn

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  14. Damn you now I have the Batman tune in my head............lol

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  15. I am so done with politics... and yet you've pulled me back in. :)

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