Thursday, October 11, 2012

Facebook Funnies XVIII

"I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying your beautiful country.  And this ride is so lovely!
I was just telling William that I...hey!!  Is that a bloody volcano!?
You people do know I'm not a virgin?"

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    1. I think they just wanted her to flash them.

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  2. Hilarious!!!!! Do you really think they consummated their marriage though? LOL!!!

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    1. I thought William had a stiff upper lip.
      Although that probably didn't do much good.

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  3. Poor Kate - first topless pictures, now a sacrificial offering ...

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  4. I think the whole world knows she's not a virgin thanks to those pesky French magazines!

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  5. The gods are no longer picky about virgins I guess haha

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    1. even if they're greek gods, they never seem to care. They'll sleep with anything.

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    2. I think Zeus even got busy with a goat.
      Or Cher.

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  6. I'd feel awkward having people carry me around. Just saying.

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    1. Especially if they can look up your skirt.

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    1. She does remind me of Diana.
      Without the jug-eared husband, that is.

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  8. What makes her think the Great Woo can tell the difference? You've got to have the nose of a ferret to sniff out a dud virgin.

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    1. You got that right. I wouldn't give her back.
      Besides, by the time she got him, she'd be all burnt and crispy. So, how would he know the difference?

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  9. "Can't you just carry me over the threshold like normal people?"

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    1. As long as they just dropped her off in the foyer, Wills would probably be okay with it.

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  10. Won't she be surprised when it's Harry in the volcano...

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  11. Is she going to take her top off again?!?!?!

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    1. Only if they promise not to chuck her in.

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  12. That picture is troubling. Didn't slavery end? I hope they are about to toss her into a volcano.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah, put a white powdered wig on her and a pair of breeches, it'd be the 117th Century all over!

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  13. This is like a scene from Gilligan's Island.

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    1. Just taking a three hour tour to the volcano.

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  14. Sure those people are smiling on the outside. On the inside they are saying "Bitch, you are heavier than you look!".

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  15. And, "Please don't fart! Please don't fart!"

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