Thursday, October 4, 2012

Facebook Funnies XVII

"And, let me be clear...despite the fact that we're wearing these frilly Judge Judy lace thingies, gowns, and scarlet dog dish hats, we are NOT chicks.  Except, perhaps, the person to my left.  But she isn't wearing glasses, so she bears watching."

32 comments:

  1. The guy on the far right looks so uppity and cross haha, love it Al, I love the laughs this series gives me in the early mornings.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. He's probably thinking, "They told me I needed a mustache. Those assholes."

      Delete
  2. I think the guy on the far left either just shat his pants or is squeezing his butt cheeks together so he won't.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. He's probably thinking, "I wonder...if I fart will this gown billow up behind me like a frikkin' parachute?"

      Delete
  3. Wow their facial expression are hilarious, those things must really itch.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Especially if they're not wearing underwear.

      Delete
  4. They all look like they'd rather be somewhere else, that's for sure. Too funny!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Or thinking, "We ALL wore red today. Dammit!"

      Delete
  5. It's amazing how these stupid garment traditions continue to be past down and continued through the decades. They still wear white wigs in court in England! I mean really now!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And bustiers at screenings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

      Delete
  6. That picture must have been taken before feeding time because their bibs are nice and clean.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Tonight on the menu: Lobsters and Sloppy Joes!

      Delete
  7. Replies
    1. Especially since none of them are probably wearing pants.

      Delete
  8. For some reason the guy on the far right reminds me of Peter Sellers. I don't know why, really. Maybe it's the mustache.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think you're right. He'd be a dead ringer for Peter Sellers.
      Especially since Peter Sellers IS dead.

      Delete
  9. Looks like someone figured out how to clone humans after all.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'm thinking German or Austrian. Interesting uniforms.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh Al, I needed to stop by for a laugh. You didn't disappoint. You never do.

    xoRobyn

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Now just convince Mrs. Penwasser of that. I don't get it. I really don't. I practice a lot when I'm alone.

      Delete
  12. And I just can't help but wonder... what ARE they wearing under there?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The same thing that Scotsmen aren't, I'd imagine.

      Delete
  13. The supper club resigned on mass when they were informed that they were no longer allowed to eat pickled kitten and puppy paw soup....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Those Illuminati are SUCH cut-ups, hhuh?

      Delete
  14. So that's what the Virgin Airlines flight attendants will look like when they near retirement. Strangely I feel a bit better.

    (I'll be keeping an eye on my cocoa puffs)

    ReplyDelete
  15. So do you think they will sit down when the sizzling ribs arrive? That is what the bibs are for right?

    ReplyDelete
  16. Sorry to hear that, Al. But there are advantages to practicing alone. So I hear - e.g., no worries about the nextday phonecall, you can quit when you're bored without offending the other person...

    xoRobyn

    ReplyDelete