Thursday, October 18, 2012

Facebook Funnies XIX

Middle class...tax breaks...jobs...blah, blah, blah. Can you hurry the
eff up!? I gotta take a wicked pee!!"

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  1. The Prez definitely has some sort of personal problem goin' on there. Hilarious!!!

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    1. Let's just hope he didn't pass himself a "shart."
      Ewww.....

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    1. Funny is where you find it. Like pictures of me in a tux.

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  3. Maybe listening to a lot of bullsh*t makes him need to go himself.

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    1. Just hoping he clenches properly, though.

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  4. I think with how he's holding the microphone, and the positioning of it, you could have gone for a different joke.

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  5. I have no idea what Barack was doing here if he wasn't preparing to pee haha, I think I prefer Romney now, I'm a guy who has no political preference though.

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    1. Taken by itself, I'm sure it was a perfectly ordinary looking shot. But, how many times have you caught one brief snippet of something on film and it looks downright goofy?

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  6. LMAO he really really has to go or is constipated or maybe both.

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    1. Or doesn't know whether to sh*t or go blind.
      Incidentally, I've always thought that was an interesting phrase. As if a lack of a bowel movement could impair your vision...

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  7. politics provides so many fun pictures to mock!

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    1. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I do so hope to be even-handed. I'll poke fun at Newt Gingrich (talk about shooting fish in a barrel) as much as Obama.

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  8. Yep. He's either thinking about his bladder or staring at the bolt in Romney's neck.

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  9. IDK, man. It's either what you said, or he's sneaking an SBD to distract Mitt...

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  10. must have drank him about 15 Dr Peppers!

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    1. Speaking of...here's something from the Junior High School vault:
      Q: You know why Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle?
      A: His wife died.

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  11. "Please don't make me watch another political ad!!"

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    1. I'm actually with you. I just want to have fun. Hence, this picture.

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  12. Even in that pose, he's easy on the eyes. Thus he has my vote.

    xoRobyn

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    1. But, you can only see the side of Romney's face.
      ;-)

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  13. Glad to see us Brits don't have a monopoly on political hot air merchants. At least we only get a few months campaigning before the election. You poor so and so s get it year round

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    1. I loved what Russell Brand had to say: that we were electing a king this year. Priceless.

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  14. I needed this laugh right now. Thanks. :)

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    1. I love accidental comedy. Goodness knows the number of pictures out there with me looking like this.

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  15. Hmmm . . . I thought he was practicing his laser beam stare like Superman and trying to pierce through the opposition :)

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    1. Or he sees a spitball he launched when he got a little too close.

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  16. Highly amusing Mr Penwasser.
    So tell me, are you guys sick of the election yet? Can't be long until it is over surely.

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    1. Great golly, am I sick of this side calling the other morons while the other side calls them idiots. I just want everything to return to normal. Well, until the world ends.

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  17. I think it looks like he's waiting for the opportunity to sneak up and shove that microphone up Romney's ass so we can all hear better.

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  18. You mean to tell me that idiot above is voting for Obama because "he's easy on the eyes"???? OMG, this country is doomed!

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    1. I pondered my response overnight. I strongly suspect you and I are of the same mind when it comes to this election (I, too, worry). Sometime over the next couple of days, I'll be writing a post which will declare where I fall (Sneak Preview: I'm a conservative). I will write it very carefully, because I don't want to come across as a crazy old man (but, hey, I AM sitting on that toilet, so my own personal "crazy ship" may have sailed). I've resisted writing a post such as this because I want Penwasser Place to be a large tent where I welcome everyone (because, basically, I like everyone). Plus, I see no sense in yammering about my beliefs-if people haven't made their minds up by now, then... (I've heard that some people in Maine are wondering whether to support the Union Army. They're no too crazy about Lincoln's beard). It's time to write it, though, and then I'll carry on being who I am. This all being said, the divisions in this country have made me sad. Robyn is from what I can tell a very smart woman. Even though I'm quite sure she supports Obama, I'm equally sure his looks aren't what forms her decision. She was making a joke. I like her and I think you would, too. It may be hopelessly naive of me, but I want all my friends (hope I'm not being too presumptuous) to like each other. Okay, time to search the net for pictures of monkeys smoking cigars.

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  19. If were me who was nominated to be president, I'd probably be ridden with a bathroom problem during debate with my luck.

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    1. It would definitely make me question my decision to have Raisin Bran for supper.

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