Friday, September 28, 2012

Facebook Funnies XVI

"So then the scale says 'Only one person at a time'.
So, I ate it."

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  1. Michael Moore, stand up comedian haha, great post Al. I hope this guy is Michael Moore or I've just made a massive arse out of myself!

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    1. Nope, you're right on the money. Tis the loudmouth fat-ass himself.

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  2. That dude might need to stand on a truck's weighing station for accurate weight 'cause he's over the maximum limit for a regular scale.

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  3. He's a walking insult to hungry Americans. Social justice means ending the unequal distribution of body mass.

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  4. I do sometimes wonder how the really really big Americans weigh themselves. My guess is they have scales that go up quite a bit but I have heard stories of people who did have to use a truck weigher because they couldn't use a people one.

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    1. When I was little I often saw them weighing themselves on feed scales at the grain store. I can't even imagine not being able to weigh myself on a conventional scale. So sad.

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    2. Wow, no kidding. That really IS sad.

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  5. I think he spent too much time chowing down well doing those so called factual movies haha.

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  6. Hold on, I'm about to hack up a hairball... or a buffett table...

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  7. It would be funny to see him pull a Drew Carey and lose most of his weight. You wouldn’t even recognize him.

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  8. I have that same scale, but I didn't eat it. It's buried in a shallow grave in the backyard.

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  9. @JKIRF: But, he IS a snappy dresser.
    @Stephen: Is it the "Jimmy Hoffa" model?
    @MB: Plus, it was digital! NOTE: No, I don't know what that means, either.
    @Eva: Is it the hoodie?
    @Adam: Wouldn't that be something? But, Drew never made me want to hurl.
    @CW: Or William F. Buckley.
    @Pat: He decries the same system which provided him with a comfortable (just look at him) living. Weird. NOTE: Nope, I can't explain that logic, either.
    @Mark: Obesity many times is a medical condition, so I do feel sorry for those who need to have a forklift carry them off their beds. But, in ole Mike's case, "obnoxious" is not a medical condition.
    @GB: Or at least letting them have SOME of your Twinkies.

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  10. Hey! It's me, Irene or as you know me Ryoko861. Since it's hard for me to keep up to date on your posts through Wordpress, I decided to just join your Google Friends through my Google Blogger account and now I can keep track of your posts on a more daily basis! I hope this works. I love your rants!!

    But dude, he really needs to eat a salad with that scale!

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    1. Did anyone ever tell you you look like Lucy?

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    2. Really? You think there's a resemblance? I think I'm taller. And greyer.

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    3. And you don't pull the football out from anyone?

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  11. Doh...no comment...don't want to get eaten!

    Okay...just one...Mr. MM needs to show some dietary restraint and share...really, what sort of example is he setting for the wee ones.

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  12. Mr. MM...as God as my witness, I thought you were going to make an M&M joke.
    M&Ms...Eat 1, eat 100.

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    1. Funny...I was thinking about M&M's when I wrote that. Now I'm going to get some when I'm out today...mmmmmm, drool... and a side of scales....mmmmmmm, drool.....

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    2. MMMMMMMMMMMM..........M&Ms................

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  13. Went down like a thin wafer I'm sure. :-)

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    1. Hahahahahha - that's rich! Best comment award goes to this dude here! Too funny!

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    2. With a Diet Coke and Republican chaser.

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    1. Who hasn't seen his willie since the 80s.

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  15. What condiments go good with a scale? Do you use soft cheese for digital and aged for standard? Great joke, by the way.

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    1. Aren't condiments prophylactics for midgets? Or would those be condominiums?

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  16. Weight Loss: A Love Story by Michael Moore

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    1. "I love cookies, I love cakes, I love jelly on toads or snakes."

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