Thursday, September 6, 2012

Facebook Funnies XIII

"So then the infidel says, 'That's no pig, that's my wife!'. But, I kid. You folks have been great.  Now, on to the stoning!"

23 comments:

  1. Hahaha, this was all a good laugh until the stoning began, poor guys, love it Al.

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  2. I wonder if there is a pre-stoning entertainment, or if they consider the stoning enough.

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  3. LMAO I didn't think the rolling stones played anymore, oh wait, different stoning?

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  4. i love your lack of reverence. you're very good at it.

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  5. I hadn't seen that before. Good one!

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  6. Does he do Bar Mitzvahs? Because I know a 13 year old that's just begging for a good stoning.

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  7. He's definitely losing his appeal to the first time voter. Maybe it's time to start wearing a pair of joke titties.

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  8. @GB: You made me laugh out loud. Touche!!
    @Eva: Those Iranian cut-ups are always good for a laugh. Oooh, maybe "cut-ups" is a poor choice of words...?
    @Beer: 13 year olds always love stonings. As long as it comes with pizza or other munchies.
    @Trina: I can usually count on the Drudge Report to give me a picture on a regular basis. I guess that means the caption is all on me.
    @Sherilin: Thank you. See what seven years in Catholic school and four years as an altar boy (as shocking as that thought is) can do to a person?
    @Pat: They are pretty similar events, though. For instance, at the end of an Iranian stoning, the crowd pulls out their lighters and waves them. It's all fun and games until some joker screams, "Free Bird!" Then they burn an effigy of George Bush to calm the crowd down.
    @Sheila: Think my number should be unlisted or I shouldn't open any strange packages?
    @Mark: I think they light someone on fire.
    @Matthew: It's tough love, Persian Style.

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  9. I hate getting stoned. I always liked beer better.

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  10. You're too funny, Al. No, not too funny, just the right amount of funny. I love ya for it.

    xoRobyn

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  11. @Mary A: Beer gives you a belly, though. Then again, there are the munchies to consider.... So I guess it's kind of a wash.
    @Robyn: Thanks! And I haven't even told any "knock knock" jokes.

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  12. That Dylan song inexplicably came to mind...though I'm fairly sure it's not the same sorta stoning, hmmm?
    Some Dark Romantic

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  13. Very funny. If only everyone had the ability to laugh at themselves.

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  14. I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I am.

    I think this makes me a terrible person. :P

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  15. @Kara: Unless you were the "stonee."
    @DWei: No. Just someone who's very, very far away from those people.
    @Stephen: For some reason, and caption notwithstanding, I really doubt they have a strong sense of humor. It's probably due in large part to lack of fiber. And a LOT of rocks just laying around.
    @Dana: This is probably required reading at the Iranian Embassy.
    @Mina: "Everybody must get stoned...." Now, you're probably right. Unless he was a sadist.

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  16. I think... if they are not careful, someone my just stone their eye out.

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  17. To say nothing of the dangers of running with scissors.

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  18. It's all good fun until somebody catches a stone in the eye...

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