Sunday, September 30, 2012

Beware He Who Comes In the Night

Well, if he's lucky, at least



Ladies:  You have been warned.

24 comments:

  1. Life must be very interesting living with you.

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  2. Reener put that very well. I agree. ;)

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  3. Alternate caption: "Murrrrrr cameeeeraaaaaaaaa"

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  4. it's the marital claw!!!
    and i just noticed that you changed your top picture. yay! there's the al i know and love.

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  5. Don't think I want to know where that hand has been.

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  6. I had to laugh at Pat's comment haha, you really don't seem to be amused by whoever snapped that photo buddy!

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  7. I know how you feel. I'm camera shy too.

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  8. You've always used your blog to expose yourself warts and all, and now we know why you're getting those warts. Didn't your parents tell you not to do that?

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  9. Ah, the marital claw... I know it well. (Well not yours...) Thankfully I have the marital ninja skills....

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  10. @reener: Mrs. Penwasser wants to know if she can give me back to Mrs. Penwasser #1 (who says, "Nothing doing.")
    @Dana: I actually feel sorry for Mrs. Penwasser.
    @Mark: The camera is my friend.
    @Sherilin: This picture was inspired by a "conversation" I had with you about the very same marital claw. As far as my picture, I had to change it. Because I hadda go.
    @Pat: Or where it's gonna be?
    @Matthew: Actually, Mrs. Penwasser wasn't amused when she had to take the picture. "What? You're taking some stupid picture now for your blog? What the hell is wrong with you? And get off my side of the bed! Are you sure she won't take you back?"
    @Vinny: I'm deathly afraid of cracking the lens. It's the only camera I have.
    @Stephen: No, I just did it until I needed glasses.
    @Eva: But, it's a STRONG prescription.
    @Juli: I won't give away all my secrets (ha, as if they ARE secrets). It's best to wait until the middle of the n...no, that's TMI.

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    1. i think it's hilarious that she had to take this picture for you. oh the things our spouses do for us when we start blogging.

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    1. Well, I DO practice a lot when I'm alone.

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  12. I am actually a little scared now...

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    1. No worries. You're in a different hemisphere....

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  13. Were you a hand model before the arthritis kicked in?

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    1. Even after the arthritis. The "Claw" is real popular at this time of the year.

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  14. That looks like me first thing in the morning. Get out of my face and let me go back to sleep.

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    1. Sleep? She ain't getting off that easily.

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  15. Well, I always said that if people got here based on the female's orgasm instances - and not the male's - we sure as hell wouldn't have these population problems.

    In fact, we'd be extinct.

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    1. lol, fake! i never bother with such foolishness. no reason to be leaving someone with a big head over a job well done if the end goal wasn't actually reached. i'm not very nice like that.

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  16. Ooooohhhhh, the marital claw. Fun times!

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