Tuesday, August 21, 2012

You Can Call Me Al



Why post this?  Because I can.

I heard this while shopping at Walmart and it made me laugh.

Apparently, there's more to that store than fart clouds in the frozen foods section, things made in China, and transvestites.

Not a whole lot more.  But more.
He must work out.

NOTE:  If you want to watch this, you have to go to You Tube.  Which is kind of a pain in the crack.  Sorry.  Speaking of a pain in the crack, I hope that dude isn't wearing a thong.

26 comments:

  1. Oh, he is alright. No doubt about it.

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  2. Shim is pretty.

    Pretty confusing.

    I once heard an Evilmart story about this giant woman breastfeeding her 4 year old son, titty out, as he sat in the carriage, holding said titty...as she walked up and down the isle. he was also a giant. so it must've been extra comforting for the customers that day. Must be something in the food they sell there.

    DON'T eat food from EVILMART, you and your son will grow udders.

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  3. I'd say he was wearing the clothes without taking the hormone injections. Did you talk to him after taking his picture? I think you ought to pay a lady a compliment after taking her picture.

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  4. It's pretty incredible the kind of people that go around Walmart, there's even an entire website devoted to it. Thankfully every time I was near one nothing bad happened, I actually quite liked the place in all honesty.

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  5. It figures his legs are shapelier than mine. Julie

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  6. There's also suffering and glorified slavery at Wal-Mart, don't forget that. And people in shorts that are way too small for them.

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  7. This is one of my favorite videos! I love the way Robin Williams makes an appearance! And I LOVE singing this song!!
    OMG, did you take that picture? WTF is all I can say!

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  8. Wal Mart have taken over the Asda chain of supermarkets over here. does this mean I have to dress like that to shop there?

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  9. Thankfully people up here aren't that scary at walmart, you guys seem to keep them all down there and haha forgot all about that video.

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  10. @Stephen: At least he's wearing a hat. That will reduce any damage due to UV exposure.
    @Violet: At least he won't be a milk dud.
    @GB: I gave shim a tip. Then heshe gave me a lap dance.
    @Matthew: I'm always on the lookout whenever I go there.
    @Julie: I wonder if he shaves them though...?
    @Mark: I've blundered into a fart cloud. Yep, there's suffering, alright.
    @ryoko: I really liked how it was playing over the loudspeaker. Robin Williams and Chevy Chase crack me up. I didn't take this picture. I keep looking and always have my cell phone camera ready.
    @Tony: Only if you want to.
    @Pat: I'm not sure those folks are allowed to carry passports.

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    1. Thank explains it, score one for the border patrol.

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  11. Great song!

    Ahh Walmart! It attracts the nices people to its stores! Do they sell tranny specific clothes? they should!

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  12. They do.
    It's in ladies. Or...men. I think both.

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  13. I like how the bow is centered so nicely between his rack.

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    1. Hee hee hee...you said 'rack.'
      Yeah, I'm sophomoric that way.

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  14. Could have gone without the thong remark, just sayin' ! :)

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  15. Comedy sometimes isn't pretty.
    And neither is that dude.

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  16. Crap, that song in and of itself is enough to keep me out of Wal-Mart.

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  17. the hat was supposed to fool you into thinking he was a pretty lady. i was fooled.

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  18. lately there's been a run of Boy George's Karma Chameleon on the radio. Always makes me smile...

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  19. Did you steal that picture from People of Walmart? It looks like something that belongs there.

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  20. I don't shop at Walmart anymore because I got sick of seeing people in pajamas at noon riding around in scooters. Don't they know most of their pajamas are transparent, and scooters are so wide that they hog up the isle? I have taken my business over to Target because I am fancy like that.

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  21. @Sherilin: Imagine following that critter only to discover he has five o'clock shadow,
    @DWei: I did. If you look at the lower right, you'll see "People of Walmart." Although I'm always on the lookout for a real-life picture, I haven't see one yet. But, I'm still looking.
    @Nellie: Wow, check you out, Miss Fancy Pants! We actually prefer Target, too. It's cleaner, has fewer wacky-looking people, and there's a significant absence of farts in the frozen foods.
    @Juli: It would make me smile. Makes other people smile, too. Until I start dancing like the Boy. Then, it just kinda creeps them out.

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  22. I live in a pretty affluent area. Don't have a clue how I got here, but I did. Anyway, they built a Walmart in the area. I'm not a regular Walmart shopper, but they have RV stuff there at a very good price, so we go occasionally. The freaks! The freaks! Build it and they will come! Out of the woodwork, that is. I'm not kidding.

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