Saturday, August 4, 2012

Today's Olympics Update-BREAKING NEWS!

  In a shocking development, "Heavenly Yards and Birdbaths," of Piscataway, New Jersey, withdrew from the fencing competition at the London Olympics.


"Plus, they wear those dorky face-masks.
How can I can do my job if I'm wearing a dorky face-mask?"
  When asked for a statement, company owner, Salvatore Boombahtz, had this to say, "Sure, I thought we had a real shot.  But, once we found out they use frikkin' swords, I knew I should never have entered in the first place.  On the bright side, this frees up our schedule so we can put in that stockade pool enclosure for the Penwassers so the neighbors don't get nauseous whenever Mr. Penwasser decides to go skinny-dipping." 

21 comments:

  1. Damnit Al, I shouldn't find mixing fencing up with putting up fences funny yet I swear I actually can't stop laughing right now, the caption is killing me hahahaha, this is amazing.

    Okay, I'm sorry if I sounded like I was overhyping that, it just really made me laugh and I wanted you to know that buddy!

    Check this out by the way, you might get a kick out of it:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rowing/19112057

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  2. Well it is good news for your neighbours I guess.

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  3. "Fencing" Hahaha. I get it! *Knee-slap*. I heart you, Penwasser - we have the same sense of humor.

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  4. Now you've made peeping very difficult for the neighbors....the neighbors aren't going to like that at all, Al...

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  5. Maybe you should install a peep hole for those select few neighbors haha

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  6. Anyone that can take a dump (real or not) at the side of the road is entitled to a bit of privacy whilst skinny-dipping.

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  7. @Matthew: It's funny how often you find...funny in the most unexpected places.
    @Elsie: Me naked? Yes, they will.
    @Pat: True. And it wouldn't have to be a very big hole.
    @Symdaddy: Only just not IN the pool.
    @Dawn: Wait until I write up my camping trip. I was bemused by what I found in the Mens Room. The topic will be "Interesting Sociological Observation." Talk about a tease, huh?
    @Mark: They're throwing me a party. Don't think I'm invited, though.

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  8. LOL! I'm now envisioning a test of Olympic speed in putting up the old white picket around your property. Hah!
    Some Dark Romantic

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  9. After all, we need to protect my neighbor's eyesight.

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  10. Why don't they give "peeping " Olympic medals? It requires great skill...especially if you don't want to get caught.

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    1. Ninjas would clean up on that event, I bet.

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  11. you big silly! do you have a pool? cuz if you do, i'm coming over for a dip, but you'd better keep your shorts on!

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    1. I actually do. It's an 18 X 36 inground pool. I was able to buy it when I was in the Navy (i.e., when I was actually somebody). It really is nice this time of year. And local codes mandate I keep my shorts on. They'd like me to keep my shirt on too but I promised the township I'd put in a fence. Which should prevent any stampedes by woodland creatures in a frenzied attempt to escape the horror.

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  12. Ah, what's a pool for, if not skinny-dipping?

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    1. I won't say I haven't done it.
      I won't say I haven't not done it, either.
      The sun goes down eventually.
      And the kids are usually out.

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  13. It took me a while to get the "fencing" one. Whew, over my head!

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    1. As long as you got it. The worst joke is the one you have to explain!

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  14. Al, you are the funniest man in blogland or maybe even the world. I haven't decided. And I'm not ONLY talking about what I see when I drive by and you're skinny-dipping.

    PS I linked to you in my recent blog post.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Golly, Robyn. You're making me blush again......

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  15. So funny!

    When I saw the picture though I kept saying, "Lord! He looks like a knight of Casserly Rock!"

    Damn Tony and his Game OF Thrones Books... it's all I can do lately to keep my face out of my Kindle, and I'm starting to talk like a mid evil tavern owner...

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    1. If he was a knight, he'd be carrying one helluva shield.

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