|"Plus, they wear those dorky face-masks. |
How can I can do my job if I'm wearing a dorky face-mask?"
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Today's Olympics Update-BREAKING NEWS!
In a shocking development, "Heavenly Yards and Birdbaths," of Piscataway, New Jersey, withdrew from the fencing competition at the London Olympics.
When asked for a statement, company owner, Salvatore Boombahtz, had this to say, "Sure, I thought we had a real shot. But, once we found out they use frikkin' swords, I knew I should never have entered in the first place. On the bright side, this frees up our schedule so we can put in that stockade pool enclosure for the Penwassers so the neighbors don't get nauseous whenever Mr. Penwasser decides to go skinny-dipping."