Monday, August 13, 2012
Ted (SPOILER ALERT)
For the record, I enjoyed this movie. It was a brainless way to spend a summer afternoon and didn't get me near the dirty looks I got for cheering on those wolves in The Grey.
Seriously, though, is Mark Wahlberg that big a pussy that he gets his ass kicked by a frikkin' teddy bear? Because in the climactic scene at Fenway Park, it's apparent that Ted is nuthin' but stuffin' (NOTE: For those of you for whom I spoiled the ending of this cinema classic, many apologies. For that, and my over-exuberant use of prepositions in that sentence. But, while we're at it....the Titanic sinks and Batman lives).
Of course, I may be over-thinking this a bit.
I really need to get back to work.