|"Oh, I thought you said 'hotter than blazers.' My bad. |
But, still, don't I look hot, though?"
Sure. But it's not January. It's July. Winter will be here soon enough.
|"Someone dropped a corn dog!!"|
Nope, won't see this at Christmas.
|"Grab the sunblock, I said. |
We won't need it, you said.
Now look at us. Dumbass."
To while away the time, I've been
|Okay, I'll ask the question.|
If this is ranked 642,470 out of 1,000,000,
how sucky must 642,471-1,000,000 be?
As I'm putting this together, it occurred to me that some of my old posts do not, perhaps fortunately, include pictures. And, those that do may not even have captions.
So, my question to you, dear followers, and people who accidentally stumbled here while looking for a blogger with talent (like Pat Hatt):
*Do you like the pictures with captions?
*Or would you prefer I just go straight prose (NOTE: Pretentious "writer-speak" for non-poetry)?
In any case, I'll still go with captioned pictures here. Mostly because I enjoy them and hope you do. And also because they take up space that otherwise could be used to write something
To thank you for your time reading this and getting back to me I've included the below by way of gratitude.
|FOR THE LADIES.|
OR CONFUSED DUDES.
I won't judge.
|FOR THE MEN|
BTW, it's not just fat guys on the beach.
Like I said, I won't judge.
Stay cool, everyone.
For my friends down under, hang tight. December's coming.