Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I Was Off a Little

Forgotten by May 2012

  But not by much.


  Back in April (during the A-Z Challenge), I predicted this hideous movie would be on DVD by Memorial Day.
  
  This evening I saw it promoted as an "On Demand" selection.
   
  The "On Demand" previews make this thing look even more dreadful than the theatrical trailer.
  
  If that's possible.
  
  I think I'll just go watch So You Think You Can Dance?, instead.
Better this than Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Or you could take a walk, read a book, enroll in community college, collect stamps, build a church, adopt a road, take up clogging, watch a sunset, stroll along a beach, pet a puppy, toss bread to ducks, pave an interstate, visit shut-ins, care for the elderly, donate to charity, bake a dozen cookies, scream at injustice, walk up a down escalator, learn a new skill, crack a safe, double-park, remove a "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" tag, play an air guitar, tailgate the Amish, overdose on PEZ, write a 3 Stooges sequel which doesn't suck, feed the needy, heal the sick, clothe the naked, stop ogling the naked, etc.
  

32 comments:

  1. Despite your warning of the movie, I'm gonna watch it! At least I'm going into the movie knowing I'll hate it!

    So do you think the Three Stooges can dance?

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    1. I can't unsee that in my head

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    2. @Bersercules: Mary A. and Eva really liked it, so maybe I'll give it a shot.
      @Adam: It's like watching Nancy Grace dance.

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  2. Well I would do all that stuff, but I don't want to stop ogling the naked. Then again I don't really want to watch The Three Stooges either. I'll have to compromise.

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    1. Ogling is much better than "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

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  3. I can't believe I am saying this, but that movie is hysterical. Really cute and OK to watch with kids. And if you watch the outtakes, there is one joke in there that had my husband and I laughing until we cried.

    Watch it

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  4. I'm with Mary! I loved it. I took the grandkids to see it, and hubby and I loved it as much as they did!

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  5. i'm on "team so you think you can dance". i didn't like the stooges when i was a kid, so i have a hard time imagining i'd like them now. i'd rather go eat some water and clean cat butt juice off my shirt.

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    1. I didn't like them either. I can't believe I am proselytizing this movie. But it is SO FUNNY!

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    2. You're proselytizing? Isn't that illegal except in Nevada?
      But...really???

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  6. I'm too loyal to the original trio to pay money to see this.

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    1. I may wait until it's free. Or it makes it to the $5.00 bin at Walmart. By Christmas. You heard it here first.

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  7. I don't want to offend anyone here, but didn't the original Three Stooges suck?

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    1. Maybe. In a "Hit Your Head With a Frying Pan" kind of way.

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  8. Thanks to your glowing review "The Three Stooges" it has now become my favourite film that I'm never going to see...as opposed to the worst Film I never owned

    As for "So you think you can dance" I would rather watch my intestines being removed by a really bad butcher then to subject my eyes to such rubbish.... Now that would make a great show – “So you thought you could watch your intestines being removed by a really bad butcher”

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    1. I guarantee you it would by a hit on FOX.

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  9. I think that the Three Stooges film is probably pretty good in a so bad it's good way Al if that makes sense. There's something incredibly insulting about them bringing back Larry, Curly and Moe because I don't think that the Three Stooges fit well in modern times, like I recently watched a segment where they appeared in the wrestling show Monday Night Raw (don't judge!) and they're shtick went down like a lead balloon haha, it's still a classic shtick though, okay, I love this word.

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    1. I followed every word. Don't know what the says about me.
      Classic Three Stooges shtick still doesn't compete with scantily-clad showgirls, though.

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  10. After your rant on it, I never even glanced at the movie, as it did seem rather dumb from what I saw. At least give me some naked women to oogle if the movie is going to suck hahaha

    Oh and I rather shine my pet rock, you forgot that one on your list.

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    1. I'll just add that to my list of euphemisms.

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  11. We've heard of the 3 Stooges over here but nobody watches the show so a movie will make absolutely no impact over here.

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    1. We call ours Mr. President, Mr. Vice-President and Madame Pelosi.

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  12. I love your list of alternative activities!
    "Tailgate the Amish" ROFLMAO!
    You forgot "watch grass grow".
    "Care for the elderly" Is that a hint?

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    1. Hey, whatever I can do to convince someone to come over and give me a sponge bath....

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    2. You'll be saving someone from that god awful movie! That's got to be a good feeling!

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  13. I do NOT think I'll ever watch that movie under and circumstances, or until it's free...

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    1. Even then...there's always So You Think You Dance...

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  14. hahahaah... take up clogging? wtf? hahahahahaha

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    1. Plus, I think the shoes float.
      Although I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.

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  15. If anyone wants to donate to charity, send it to me. For the price of a cup of coffee, you can help this poor girl buy her own cup of coffee. I can't be expected to spend ten of my own collars every day, now can I?

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