|"I said 'Get...the...F...OUT!'"|
We interrupt today's Facebook Funnies (oh, wait, Facebook Funnies are done) for today's Olympics Update:
Controversy mars the start of the London Olympics when organizers flashed the SOUTH Korean flag as they were introducing the NORTH Korean Womens football team (NOTE: BTW, I'm glad they're calling it football not soccer).
The North Koreans walked off the pitch (NOTE: But, c'mon, throw me a bone! It's a field, not a pitch. A pitch is what a baseball player does. Or something you use to set heretics on fire.).
After repeated apologies, promise of North Sea oil-drilling rights, a lifetime supply of Creamettes, an autographed picture of Channing Tatum for the team, and Lindsay Lohan for their leader, Kim Jong Un, the team whupped Colombia, 2-0 (NOTE: For my American friends, in football/soccer that is a whupping).
When asked to explain the Flippin' Flag Flap (NOTE: Feel free to use that bit of creative alliteration), London Olympics Chairman Sir Reginald Yourmothersdrawers III had this to say: "Well, bloody 'ell! What are their bloody problems with their bloody flag? It's all bloody Greek to me, anyway." (NOTE: Please excuse my repeated, gratuitous use of the term "bloody.")
Well, Sir Reginald....
|This is the South Korean flag. |
Seen on consumer electronics worldwide.
|This is North Korea's flag. |
Not only is it the symbol of one of the world's craziest places,
the people can also eat it.
|This is the Greek flag. |
They may not do so hot in the Olympics,
but how many nude beaches are in Korea, north or south?