Thursday, July 19, 2012

Facebook Funnies V

"Ya know, those are pretty nice slacks you got there.  I could use a new pair myself because, if you haven't noticed, I'm fixin' to bust outta these.  And, if you don't mind me saying, you're in pretty good shape.  You must work out."

22 comments:

  1. Haha love it Al, hilarious caption as usual my man.

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  2. It's why I would rather take the bus.

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  3. I think there are people out there who just get lonely and so decide to cause a scene at the airport just to feel like someone loves them enough to touch them.

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    1. But latex gloves would take a lot of the romance out of it.

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    1. Come to think of it, there's a phenomenon known as "bus people." Think I'll drive.
      But, I really wish Mrs. Penwasser would stop groping m....oh, dear Lord, what am I sayin!!??

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    2. whatever! you wish she would start groping your .... anything!

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  5. Looks like she's going for the rear too, that could give some a thrill I suppose haha

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    1. Or maybe more is called for
      So she's heading for an encore

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  6. "Wait... what's that smell..."

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  7. I think Ms. TSA secretly wants to smell that chick's armpit. Some people have fetishes ya know.

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  8. Where does this woman work? I want groping too.

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  9. I travel all the time and I've never been groped by security people. Who do I have to pay to get felt up?

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  10. I wouldn't let her do that to me unless she bought me dinner first.

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  11. @CW: It's the passenger letting loose of some "friendly skies."
    @JKIR: She is wearing latex gloves, after all.
    @Tony: Wherever it is, I hope it's not Chuck E. Cheese.
    @Stephen: Last year, my family and I were flying back to the US after spending a few drinks...err...days in the Dominican Republic. We must have hit the lottery because we had all our our luggage pawed through (yeesh, nasty dirty skivvies...how'd you like THAT job?), got felt up at the electronic scanners, and got felt up again at the gate which held up the plane's departure. And that was before we even got into the airport. I very much preferred flying Navy planes when I was still on active duty. All the passengers were "in the club," so to speak.

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  12. Once again, if I can't drive there, I'm not going!

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    1. So Hawaii is out.
      To say nothing of Mars.

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  13. I've been lucky my last few flights. I must have a trusting face...

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    1. It wasn't my face they were fondling! :-)

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  14. She's sexy and she knows it!

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