Thursday, July 5, 2012

Facebook Funnies III



"Hey, ya might wanna get one of those Biori nose-strips."


"No, you might wanna get a whole case of those Biori nose strips.  You're the one with the big, honkin' schnozz, Mr. Hollywood Big Shot, crazy Scientology whack-job freak show.  Oh, and while we're at it, a couple of Tic Tacs wouldn't kill you, either."

38 comments:

  1. I never really realised just how big Tom Cruise's nose is.

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  2. And you know what they say about men with big noses, don't you?
    Big Kleenexes.

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  3. Wow a big arse honker he does have, I guess the camera placement doesn't show it as well, freakshow indeed.

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  4. MY GAWD, they have the exact same facial expression. CRAZY TRAIN!!!

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  5. @Pat: And it's a good thing that Katie was sensitive enough to not mention that Tom has a couple of "hangers" in the batcave.
    @JustKeepinItReal: And they reproduced. :-O

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  6. Poor Suri (or however your spell her name!). I hope she didn't inherit dad's schnozz!

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  7. "I don't care if your people CAN track me all the way to BFE, and make my life miserable forever. You're still never getting it again!"

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  8. Once -- a long, long time ago -- Tom Cruise was every girls dream.

    He was. Totally.

    And then. . . I don't know how it happened exactly. I just know that now he gives me the polar chills.

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  9. They were pretty cute once a time haha, that's quite the big nose though, I can't deny that for sure.

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  10. Suri isn't Tom's daughter. Tom's sterile and probably gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're marketing yourself as a stud action hero. I don't think Tom and Kate's marriage ended so much as their contract expired.

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  11. @Eva: Good thing for Tom that air's free.
    @CW: Especially if, by "it," you mean Tom's Cruise missile.
    @Mary A: After 'Top Gun,' it was all downhill.
    @Matthew: It's where he hides his spare keys.
    NOTE: I'm not sure if that made sense. It just sounded funny.
    @Stephen: A stud action hero who's shorter than his leading ladies.

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  12. Crazy people on a totally different level than what I am used to.
    Totally entertaining.

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    1. It's the crazy people who make us feel sane.

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  13. She's mimicking him and he thinks she's being sincere. You know a man has a screw loose when a woman can seduce him by pulling funny faces.

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    1. With me, she doesn't even have to make funny faces. I can be seduced by most anything a woman does.

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  14. This is the perfect caption for such an annoying photo! Speaking of Tom's profile, that was the main resemblance he had to Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. Classic "hangers in the batcave" line! Julie

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  15. I forget when I first heard it. Probably sometime when I was in the Navy. I no doubt had a couple of "boogs" of my own waiting for clearance to launch.

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  16. A perfectly timely, funny post, my friend. I've been jumping on my couch in celebration for Kate and Suri since I read the latest. How could Kate smile like that for five years? Lord (and Tom) only nose, 'er knows.

    xoRobyn

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  17. How could they be going through a divorce. They are both freak shows. I hope this means I finally have shot with him. Just one night, is all I ask.

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  18. Ditto to what Rawknrobyn wrote...only I'll let her do the jumping for both of us as I'm not sure my gin and three olives would survive my Cruise-like prowess on my sofa as I'm raising my glass to Katie for surviving this "Impossible Mission"... and no longer being in "Cruise Control" - maybe now things will be a little less "Surial".

    Ah...it's amazing what spews forth while imbibing...now, back to my latest reading material...
    Who are Scientologist and what do they believe?

    Oh, you might want to top up your drink if you're planning on clicking that link up there, you'll need it!

    Cheers, Jenny

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  19. His nose is the correct size for a man of five foot eleven inches.

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  20. @Robyn: That smile worked for the Joker. Maybe Tom dropped her into a vat of toxic liquid...?
    @Nellie: As long as he didn't jump up and down on you, I guess that'd be okay.
    @Jenny: I think I will click on that link. I'll jest need to protect my olives, is that what you're saying? Those Scientology folks go after the kookiest things.
    @Symdaddy: LOL

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  21. @Jenny: I clicked on it. A "religion" started by a hack science fiction writer..? What's the problem with that? Live long and prosper. Oh, and, while you're at it, sign your life savings over to me.

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    1. I knew you'd find the link "enlightening" - just makes you want to join Tom and the cool kids now that you know the quality "brain" behind the master plan, eh! How'd your olives survive?

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  22. What?! They seemed perfectly happy.

    :-)

    Pearl

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  23. wow I never noticed his ahhh nose before

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  24. I think it was a "my teeth are whiter than yours" contest.

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  25. Tom wins. If only by volume. You could show a frikkin' movie on those things.

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  26. Somewhere Brooke Shields is thinking "It serves you right, you bastard!"

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  27. Should have been Tom Cruiseman, just saying!

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  28. They lasted several years longer than I thought they would. He probably has veneers.

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  29. But dey wer da purfect cupple.

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  30. @Ruth: Because nothing came between her and her Calvin Kleins.
    @Bushman: Down at the YMCA.
    @CrackYouWhip: And lifts.
    @MIssed Periods: Pretty gross what they pull up, though.
    @Jack: Yeah, I've used 'em.
    @Adam: Word.

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  31. Um, let me guess.....you don't like Tom Cruise either?
    LMAO!
    What a schmo! (Tom, that is, not you my bloggy friend!)

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    1. After 'Top Gun,' it was all downhill. I think it was the Navy connection.
      But, ESPECIALLY after 'Eyes Wide Shut.' I walked out of the theater after that one, asking, "WTF did we just see??"

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  32. I've NEVER liked him as an actor. NEVER!

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