|They say the name of this town derives from some sort of horse track.|
You don't have to draw me a sign.
|Pretty much the next town over.|
They never speak to those sluts in Intercourse.
|If that whole Intercourse thing doesn't work out for you, there's always this.|
A synonym for bird...or rooster....
Look, you want me to draw you a picture??
Of course, those not executing the "Bird-In-Hand" option run the real risk of this.....
Elsewhere in the Keystone State, the Paradise of Desire before Panic sets in.
And then? Dad-Walks-With-Shotgun.
Still, when you stop to consider these are all pretty much Amish towns, you have to think twice.
On the other hand, when you consider the fact that there are little Amish....maybe they really don't need electricity, after all.