Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Rock does beat scissors, and it would be epic if they did decide it like that.
In the itsy bitsy part of Pa Dutch country where I grew up, we played rock, paper, scissors and string. YES WE HAD STRING!!!!!!!! String wrapped around paper and rock but scissors cut string. GO FIGURE!!!!
Funny, as usual! Have a great day!
"Excuse me, Honorable Putin. Are you going to eat that booger?"
Maybe they are stone scissors, then no one would win.
@Mark: It'd be a lot less messy if they did.@JKITRF: String? Those Amish are such rebels. But, don't forget Shoo-Fly Pie. That beats everything.
@Eva: The Russians are such madcap comics.@CW: See how much fun these things are?@Pat: Because, as we all know, no one wins in Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Nuclear War.
Haha! That's about right. :)Have a great day!
Now that you've visited, I shall.:-)
I love it Al, I've missed your posts a lot man. I could see there being a lot of controversy, debate and strategising if conflicts like this were decided in that way.
I've been following you on Twitter. It lends itself much more to quick, "off the cuff" comments than Blogger. Of course, where else but on Blogger would you learn more about Xerxes than you ever thought possible?
They have all sorts of new rules now, there is no more classic rock paper scissors :)
I think you can find it on a classic oldies station on the AM dial.
Nobody fucks with the Putin.
Especially moose and squirrel.
As good a way to make these sorts of decisions as any, I suppose. Funny.
And much better than Naked Twister.
Funny!I ALWAYS sucked at that game.
I always cheated.
I thought dictators always chose armed body guard in rock paper scissors.
And ballistic missile submarines.
Like DUH! Tsk, you can't do rock paper scissors with those people. EVER!
You probably could at Walmart.
I thought he was asking him to guess what was in his hand.
The oriental gentleman (I'm being polite) is thinking: Him gonna slap me? He slap me I do Crane, like boy in Karate Kid. Mr Miagi him cool.
Then I no pay for bonds. Economy go in crapper.
It would be easier just to gush over this one. Fine, I'll read the highly anticipated third installment of Xerxes! Julie
On behalf of one of antiquity's first dictators, I thank you.
They look like they want to each other. I am so sick of zombies, and cannibals.
Especially the communist one. Who are notoriously bad dressers.
This reminds me of a picture I saw that was two pictures. Winston Churchill in one picture giving the peace sign and Hitler in the other doing the Nazi salute, and the caption said: Scissors beats Paper!
That'd be one funny picture.
It that how Obamacare got decided too? LOL
No, there was some considerable bending over.
There's no issue too big for roshambo!
Then maybe he can solve the old "toilet paper rolls front the front or toilet paper rolls from the back" conundrum.NOTE: I did not say "toilet paper rolls from the rear." Because that would just sound funny.
Rock, paper, scissors is big in the Trilateral Commission. Maybe the Bilderberg Group too.
But NOT the Build-A-Bear Group.That would be frightening.
He looks slightly amused, as if he doesn't miss the Kuril Islands and is accustomed to being called a "dumbass." Good one, Al. Thanks for the laughs.xoRobyn
But...there's nothing more beautiful than the Kuril Islands. Especially this time of the year.
Well in that case, he's flattered. "Dumbass" is the nicest name he's been called in a long time.xoRobyn