Thursday, June 7, 2012

Even Eunuchs Like Coffee




Huh.  Who knew?

26 comments:

  1. thats the kind of coffee I can trust

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  2. No nuts? Check.

    Two nuts? Check.

    We need Lance Armstrong to weigh in on the 'one-nut' category...

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  3. Finally, truth in advertising. I'll drink to that, a cup of coffee anyway.

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  4. That's hilarious and awesome at the same time.

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  5. Eunuchs may like coffee, but they still make lousy heroes. That's the line you may borrow for your next movie script.

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  6. This would definitely be my favourite coffee Al haha.

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  7. What can I say? I need to go check my coffee can now . . .

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    1. You'd better. Colombian, Kona, French Roast, Dark Roast, Hazelnut, Testicle.
      You never know what you're gonna get.

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  8. I am going to have to hang around the coffee and tea isle because I always wanted my very own eunuch.

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  9. Bah too many nuts and you start howling and sniffing butts

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  10. @Adam: Yeah. Nobody likes "cocktail olives" in their morning cuppa Joe. Hee hee hee. I said COCKtail.
    @Monkey Butt: Or olives.
    @Brandon: It may be his favorite brand.
    @Eva: I was making coffee last night and-BINGO!-there it was. Not as earth-shattering as a Biblical epiphany, but it's all I got.
    @Stephen: No chemicals, no preservatives, no pubes. My favorite brew.
    @Mark: Accidental comedy-my favorite.
    @Gorilla: Except they could never be foiled by a quick kick in the 'nads.
    @Matthew: I always say "Hold the testes" at Dunkin' Donuts. It's how I roll.
    @Nellie: Well, YOU may as well. Because eunuchs could never "hang out." Well, I suppose they kinda could. But, what would be the point?
    @Dana: Hopefully, it didn't come with a visual.
    @Elsie: And we thank you for that.
    @Pat: And chasing sailors.

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    1. Sometimes, you feel like a nut. Sometimes you get castrated to watch the harem. But, at least you can have a cup of coffee.

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  12. Yeah, the nutless get real cranky if they don't get their caffeine.

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  13. Well not me I know nothing..............yeah I am pretty thick just take a look at me I am short and fat..........aka............thick...

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    1. And I may be short. But, I'm slow.
      Oh, wait. That didn't come out right...

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  14. Aren't coffee beans technically nuts since they grow on trees? Or does that make it fruit?

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    1. You know, you're the first person who picked up on that. Nicely done!

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  15. I want no nuts, or other parts in my coffee...

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    1. Especially if they're still attached.

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