|Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Shag carpet, toilet, dogs named Duke, dead turtles, Chief Wild Eagle.
We frikkin' get it, Al. Now, write something new!
|"Attention, K-Mart shoppers. Our blue light special today is on mens underwear. The prices are slashed and so is the underwear. Thank you for shopping K-Mart."|
Oh, yeah, and Sofia Vergara shops there. Sure, she does.
There's lots worse things that can happen than spending $2.99 on an e-copy of Shag Carpet Toilet.
I could post more pictures of me in my underwear.
Or, I can make you watch this dumbass commercial on a never-ending loop. I'd rather shop at K-Mart.
By the way, hate mail can be sent to Eva at Wrestling With Retirement.