Thursday, May 31, 2012

It May Be Cheaper

  But...I'm going for that bottle of Deer Park or even Fiji, instead.






  Somehow, I don't think I want to buy bottled water at a store that has a manager named "Fred."


  He looks a little too relaxed, if you ask me.


  Plus, I don't think he washed his hands.

24 comments:

  1. Fred? I guess it is memorable anyway.
    And I am sure it could be worse..

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  2. Fred is a horrendous name for water man, you're just right to stay well clear of it buddy.

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  3. I agree. That's a scary thing! I was missing your header photo. I like the new one but it just wasn't the same as .... then I saw it on the sidebar there. I'm relieved - heehee ;)

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    1. I wanted to keep it. So, it's like after relatives visit. Gone, but not forgotten.

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  4. Yeah best avoided I will say, could be more than just water in there.

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  5. Fred Water - I think I know him!

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  6. That is hysterical! The guy who owns the company is probably named Bob.

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  7. I was thinking the same thing as Baygirl - Fred Water!

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  8. I detect a subtext here. Are you suggesting Fred's water is actually Fred's water? It wouldn't be bad for you, so why not give it a taste and report back?

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  9. @Gorilla: I should have bought a bottle. That would have been fun. Then Fred would have had to do some refilling.
    @Elsie: Bob is the guy who floats on water.
    @baygirl32: He's the guy who drips all over your carpet.
    @Alex: And wouldn't that be funny if that WAS his name?
    @Mynx: I stopped at a Scheetz in some backwater Virginia town (banjo music was playing in the background and I had to put on some bib overalls before I could get service) on my way to rescue the boy from college. I've never seen a bottle of water called "Fred." "Peter", I could understand. But, not "Fred."
    @Matthew: Now that I think of it, I wonder if "Fiji" is Polynesian for "Fred."
    @Pat: At least it was clear.
    @Dana: Also those chocolate cupcakes called "Doug."

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  10. Fred water... Hmm, remember that movie "Drop Dead Fred" . GOod movie, not sure if I'd drink it either though. lols

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    1. Using Fred's philosophy, all you need to do is buy one bottle, wait a few minutes, collect another sample, refrigerate, drink again.
      Ewww, just grossed myself out.

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  11. I agree, there is something to be said about water named Fred, soon we will see on the news that water being recalled due to ecoli and fred-like stupidity!

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    1. Oh, I hear that Eddy Coli is coming out with a new brand of seltzer.

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  12. Fred doesn't sound or look unfiltered. You're smart to avoid this, and thanks for warning us all. I'll stick with Tap.

    xoRobyn

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  13. Nothing sounds better than I nice cold glass of Fred

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  14. I'll try the Fred, but I will NOT try the DuWayne.

    Pearl

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  15. You should try Balls water. I haven't, but you should.

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    1. Just GOTTA be better than Balls Sweat.

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  16. Don't EVEN be drinking that stuff!

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