I think I got a little carried away with that whole Jenny Craig thing.
Bonus 'D' (I just can't help myself, that's why)
Mrs. Penwasser and I went to our favorite diner this afternoon. As we entered, we noticed that something seemed different. There were still those huge mirrors of bare-breasted gods (eww) and goddesses (heyyyy). The three-bean salad still sat next to three day old boiled eggs and rainbow-colored Beef Orzo soup. But, something just wasn't right.
Then we noticed a sign which said, "Under New Ownership."
The Greeks had been replaced by a family of Presbyterians!
And, as anyone who's been to a diner in the Northeast, that just can't be.
Hey, I like bundt cake and meatloaf as much as the next guy. But, they can't hold a candle to baklava and souvlaki.
To say nothing of cheeburgers.