As God as my witness, I never knew that strawberries were used to make Pink Lemonade. I thought they just used red food coloring. Or the blood of a virgin or something.
Incidentally, I bet that fat kid will end up with moobies and his underwear pulled over his head in gym class one day.
THIS JUST IN!It has come to my attention that sometimes it's just red food coloring which gives Pink Lemonade its flavor (damn Mrs. Penwasser and her Food Network!!). Evidently, corporate shills frequently want to save a buck by opting out of using whole strawberries.
So, I predict Susie will take a bath if she goes for the "whole fruit" approach.
But, since I may have given you BOGUS info, here's a BONUS 'L':
Larry Feinberg (aka Larry Fine)
|Born-October 5, 1903|
Died-January 24, 1975
Of the original 3 Stooges, Larry was the only one who was NOT a Howard (the others were Moe, Curly, and Shemp. Yeah, as if you didn't know). Well, in the very beginning there was this stooge called Ted Healy. Yeah, I never heard of him either.
Whenever Moe would kid him about his hair, Larry would often reply, "Yeah, but have you looked in the mirror?" Then, to Curly, "You've got no room to talk either, fat boy."
Larry died in 1975 from a stroke. And being hit in the head with a hammer and poked in the eyes too much.
For those of us who loved the antics of the 3 Stooges, a new movie will be coming out this month. Starring living people, of course.
I wouldn't expect much.
|I could be wrong...|
but I gotta think this will suck.
Glad that Tony Soprano has found work, though.