Saturday, March 10, 2012

Today's Vocabulary

April 13th-Brought to You By the Letter 'M'


Today's Vocabulary

Maniples:
1. (n) Superfluous male organs

Mambo:
1. (n) Sylvester Stallone's mother



Mammoth:
1. (adj) See: "Morass."

Manhole:
1. (n) Urethra

Masticate:
1. (v) To chew
2. (v) To grind or knead
3. (v) How Kate got rid of eight

Mastodon:
1. (n) See "Morass."

Meaty:
1. (adj) See "Morass."

Metronome:
1. (n) Dwarf who lives in New York City

Miasma:
1. (n) Personalized respiratory disease.


Moose:
1. (n) See "Morass."

Morass:
1. (n) An exceptionally fun date.
2. (n) Oprah, Michelle, Rosie
3. (n) See "Moose"

Mountain Goat:
1. (v) Bestiality
2. (v) "Seriously, we're just friends."

Mountain Lion:
1. (v) Dangerous sex.


Mountain Sheep:
1. (v) Safe sex. But, icky and gross.
2. (v) Not as baaaaaaaaddddd as 'Mountain Goat.'

32 comments:

  1. I don't know why, but I like the Metronome the best. Is this A-Z challenge wearing you out yet?

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  2. I once saw a place online that sold blow-up sheep. Honeyman wanted to buy one for a neighbor. I didn't think that would be too nice. Or maybe it would have been. Hmmm... we'll never know.

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  3. This was an adorable post. It was meant to be, no? It was!

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  4. "Mambo, Sylvester Stallone's mother." This line honestly made me almost "piss myself," laughing Al, damnit this is awesome.

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  5. What makes you think you can't have safe sex with a cougar?

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  6. After reading that list, I'm glad you didn't throw in a definition for munchies!

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  7. I've heard of moobs but I didn't know of manipples.

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  8. Metronome is a Pokemon move too, hahaha, manipples are nasty and poor mountain goat.

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  9. Kate from Plus 8 is one of the worst people to ever appear on TV.

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  10. Wowza. So saying like "I wanna mountain lion the crap out of that crazy woman" would be correct?

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    1. correct usage, I mean...

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    2. If you're mountin' the crap outta her, someone's probably doing it wrong. Or...maybe not. I won't judge.

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  11. @Anne: It's kind of tough coming up with different topics, but I did it once. I guess I can do it again. Luckily, the internet (and life) is FULL of inspiration. Sadly, so is my childhood.
    @Ruth: Hey, it's not baaaaadddddddddd if you try it. Especially if you get the sheep all liquored up on Woolite (NOTE: Yes, it was a predictable joke).
    @Nellie: I know. It was the "maniples", wasn't it?
    @Matthew: You should see her in her camouflage apron. You damn well better eat her cookies. If you know what's good for you.
    @Gorilla: Well, Kim Cattrall, sure, but.......
    @CW: Why? What do you mean? Ohhhhhhhhhh.............I get it.
    @Mark: That way, a teenage boy can get lucky. Without even needing to leave his bathroom.
    @Pat: Yeah, that goat is probably going to get "rammed" (NOTE: This is also a predictable joke).

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    1. I especially loved their signature song, "We're Not Mammoths, So Don't Think You Know Us."

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    1. Actually, I think it's an optical illusion. The dude's a hobbit.

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  14. That first picture kinda looks like me when my top is off.

    Sorry Al. . .but we were all thinking it.

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    1. No, no, no, you're picture is on your blog. You're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymore more attractive.

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  15. Hey, where's moose. I don't see the definition of moose here!

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    1. It's under "See Morass."
      I wish I had put the definition of "Moose and Squirrel" down, though.

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  16. Please tell me it isn't April already? I know I have been a little AWOL....

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    1. Nope. You're good. I'm just reposting some things from last year to give me time to get ready for next month.

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  17. Too funny! Miasma was my favorite!

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  18. And who says you can't find humor in respiratory distress?

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  19. Whoa. I have to go with Mark - I've heard of moobs, but not manipples. Not good.

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  20. You always make me smile! "How Kate got rid of eight" HILARIOUS!!

    I love that every other picture had "Morass"....Then you list Oprah and Rosie! LMAO!

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  21. @Ixy: "Moobs" are the glands themselves. "Manipples" are at the end of the glands. Milkshakes, cheeseburgers, video games, and TV are what make the glands. Oh...my...I just made myself sick.
    @ryoko: Don't forget Michelle. 'Cause baby got back.
    @EmptyNest: So...the goat thing wasn't over the top?

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  22. I remember this from the first time around - and I still laughed.

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  23. And I thank you for your continued support. I put a couple of new pictures in-hope you noticed!

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