Friday, March 16, 2012

Just a Quickie

April 12th-Brought To You By the Letter 'L'

Ladies

Are the women all out of the room?  Are they gone.....?

As a public service, may I present the following "Mr. Misogyny's Guide to Ladies:"

HOT


NOT

HOT

NOT

HOT


NOT


HOT

NOT

HOT

NOT
HOT

I'll go out on a limb here and say...NOT!!!











35 comments:

  1. Well, I didn't want to leave and I'm glad I didn't That was so funny! But that last one is a dude...Marilyn Manson. Yeah, I know, I know, but trust me. He's a dude.

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  2. A dude who apparently is glad to see someone.

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  3. Hey wait, I'm fairly certain some of these were men...

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  4. I guess I am ok with not making the hot list as long as I stayed off the NOT list

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  5. You're right buddy, Chaz Bono is a definite NOT! Same for Jackie Stallone if I'm right and that's her.

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  6. You seem to have cherry-picked your examples to fit your binary grading system. That said, I think I could get the redhead chick reclassified on a diet of honey and royal jelly.

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  7. @DWei: Well, Marilyn Manson has fake boobs but a real weiner. Which is one thing more than Chaz (at least according to a Jan 7th story). See the things I do for my followers? If Googling "Do chickens have vaginas?" last month doesn't get me attention from the feds, "Does Chaz Bono have a penis?" certainly will.
    @Matthew: I don't think any of them is Jackie. And Chaz isn't technically a woman anymore despite being "weiner-challenged."
    @Gorilla: From the back, I think she'd be good to go.
    @Mary A: Hot is in the eye of the beholder and beauty is only skin deep. But, ugly runs right through to the bone. Don't worry-we see your picture. You wouldn't even come close to a "NOT" list.

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  8. Who was that man? and I am not talking Marilyn Manson...

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    1. Noooo- who is the oompa loompa?

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    2. Whooaaaaaaa...... I just google searched chaz.

      I need an adult.

      I am so sad. If ou change, isn't it supposed to be for the better and make you feel good?

      THEN why do I feel so bad knowing that was Chastity Bono before? So sad for shim. Awww. Chaz needs a hug, poor thing

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    3. "Shim"-that's pretty good. I feel bad, too. Which is why I've decided to no longer name shim by name.

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  9. LOL yeah you cleary cheated as at least one was a man and many were plastic barbie doll wannabes.

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  10. Rosie's just not looking too good these days is she?
    One could argue that she never did. But, she has had better days.

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  11. what are you talking about? those are all some HOT chicks just begging for some lovin! i bet there's not one who couldn't get laid if s/he wanted to.

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  12. Yeah I agree some very ugly looking females there along with some pretty not ugly looking females.....lol Now I would not be on either list as I am one of the masses you know the adverage looking women there are more adverage looking people in the world then the hot or ugly ones..........

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  13. Tain't fair. Young.... hot. Old.....not. You really know how to hurt a gal. :) (I officially turned 82 yesterday)

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  14. @Violet: Rosie?
    @Pat: It's what I do.
    @Ruth: Rosie has looked better back when...oh, I just can't make that stand up.
    @Sherilin: Can't argue with you there and they wouldn't have to beg. We really are shallow pigs, aren't we?
    @Jo-Anne: I hope I'm at least average. In a hobbit kind of way.
    @Manzanita; Oh, now, I feel bad. I'm going to search for hot older females (Goldie Hawn comes to mind). But, I strongly suspect Helen Thomas was never hot. Happy Birthday!!

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  15. The "NOT" just gets worse the further down the list you get, or does it?

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  16. All the way to Marilyn Manson.
    A "NOT" no matter which gender you're talking about.

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  17. You could make your "T" post all about tuck-ins! Not a pretty picture! Great list though! Julie

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    1. lol! that sounds right up al's alley! somehow chaz would surely make it into the post though.

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    2. Don't think I'm not considering it. Right now, the 'T' post is about 'Toilets' (tell me you're not surprised). I can either change it to tuck-ins or incorporate "toilets" with "tuck-ins." They're both about roughly the same region.
      Speaking of Chaz...I know I said I'm going to lay off him/her/it. And I will. But, I took a look at my 'E' post which is on delay. I already have a Chaz crack (ooh, "crack." Unfortunate choice of words.) I do mention Chaz with a picture of Underdog. But, since it's already written, I'll leave it in. But, that should be it. For now.

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    3. i guess if it's already written, we can let you slide.
      i bet you can work tuck-ins with your toilet post. and how it's the only way to actually pee on your back.

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    4. You'll be glad to know (?) that I revamped the 'T' post (in fact, I wrote it this morning). Tuck-ins are included (and Tucks medicated pads). And Tito.
      Don't worry-I gave you AND Julie credit.
      I might give that peeing thing a try....

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    5. julie deserves all the credit. i just cheered for her idea. and i'm pleased to know you managed to work it in. the thought, that is. i don't want to know what else you might 'work in' during your course of your research on this topic.

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    6. I've noticed that blogs sometimes just "happen." That's the problem with writing delayed posts for the challenge a month ahead of time. It sometimes deadens down spontaneity. That being said, I just can't wait until April, hoping for a "Blogging Damascus Moment." "Tucked-In" was just such an epiphany, though. And, for that, I'm grateful.

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  18. I have nothing to add. Nothing at all. Although, is it mandatory to have long gorgeous hair to be considered hot?

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  19. I remember when Chastity Bono was the cutest little girl. Sonny and Cher would bring her out on stage at the end of the show and show her off.
    She could be Jonah Hill's older brother.
    And you talked about a woman's hormones going array when she's pregnant? What happen to Chastity!? HOLY SHIT!

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  20. Hahaha, Marilyn Manson is attractive to many. I am not one of those people.

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  21. @Julie: Maybe "Tuck's Medicated Pads." Hmm.....
    @Mynx: I think after the challenge, I may revisit what is hot and what is not. Hint: Marilyn Manson will stay off the ???????????? list, though.
    @ryoko: I think I'm going to lay off Chaz for now (an unfortunate choice of words, I know). He/she/it clearly has enough problems. I, too, remember little Chastity. And Joan Rivers before she became the Bride of Frankenstein.
    @Nellie: Blind people?

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  22. Chaz & Cher may be upset with you if they saw the post. Cher thinks her son is beautiful.

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    1. Yeah, I'm gonna lay off her son-I'm starting to think it isn't fair.
      On an unrelated note: My daughter was listening to "Do You Believe in Love?" by Cher on Friday. She was amazed, "You mean that isn't a GUY singing?"
      I won't lay off Cher, though.

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  23. Beauty is in the eye if of the beholder seems to fit here. My hot guy has brains, charisma, and can KISS. I mean really kiss. It's one of my fave activities!
    Tina @ Life is Good
    Co-Host of the April A to Z Challenge
    Twitter: @AprilA2Z #atozchallenge

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  24. Me, too.
    Not with guys, though.
    Although, whatever works with people is fine with me, too.....

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