Monday, February 6, 2012

The Tehran "All-Jihad" Mens Glee Club



"Nuclear missiles and bombmaking classes.  Taking Jews hostage and being bad-asses.  Death to America, public stonings.  These are a few of my favorite things!"


Infidels need not apply.

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  1. I'm not sure you've got the right picture here - those beards look pretty stubbly to me. Where are the revolutionary guards? Those are the real badass dudes.

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    1. Yeah, those guys shave with sharpened bits of femurs. Or is that 'lemurs'?

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  2. For a glee club they certainly don't look to happy.

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    1. That's because the women in the Tehran Playboy Mansion wear burkhas.

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  3. Oh Julie Andrews would not like this version, not at all. John Coltrane did a great cover of this tune and Hubby and I do a cover based on Coltrane's. Now I'm going to hear these lyrics in my head when I play this song! Thanks Al.

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    1. I'd like to hear those.
      Good thing I didn't make anything to go with "when a dog bites, when a bee stings."

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  4. Bahahahhahaaaaa...thanks for the morning laugh. I needed that. Your adsurdity is the best! :)

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  5. LOL they look to be like "wtf am I saying"

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    1. Yeah, they don't speak English.
      Except for "Death to America' probably.

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  6. I'm not kidding Al, this is actually one of my favourite blog posts ever which is odd because it's so short, I laughed really hard at this. I used to love that song, I have no idea what put the idea for the Glee club thing into your head but damn it's amazing! I'm with Anne that Coltrane's cover is amazing too.

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  7. They're probably booked up for a while, so I'll probably be disappointed that they won't be singing their hit "My nuke kills your dirty bomb" at my 'end of the world' Mayan calendar party later this year.

    I appreciate well thought posts as this. You've brightened a dull morning. Thanks.

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  8. Wow, I didn't know they sang.

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  9. Makes me think of Akmed(?)the Terrorist and Jeff Dunham. "Silence....I Keeel You!"

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  10. Great post Al. Who wrote those lyrics? I couldn't stop laughing. From The Sound of Terror, right?
    Yeah the Coltrane instrumental is a jazz classic.

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  11. I'm sure they sound absolutely fucking brilliant live.

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  12. Those lyrics seem authentic. Well played, Al, very believable.
    xoRobyn

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  13. @shockgrubz: If we're all still here on December 22, I'll have to write about it (right after I rush out to buy those Christmas presents I was hoping I wouldn't have to buy).
    @Ruth: They're much more than suicide-bombers and pretty faces.
    @Barb: As I writing it, that's exactly who I was thinking of.
    @anthony: Believe it or not, I wrote them. I look for pictures on the Drudge Report and try to think of captions. The majority of pictures end up on my Facebook account, but this one (and Hillary) I wanted to share with you.
    @Beer: Accompanied by the sound of exploding busses, they're truly breathtaking.
    @Robyn: I may want to rework the entire song.

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