Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Brainless
Movie ticket: $10.00 Large Buttered Popcorn: $11.50 Large Diet Soda(I said it was buttered popcorn!): $3.25 Convincing people that a movie made with 3D sucks less than it did in 1999: Priceless
Oh, yeah, right, him you kill. But...Jar Jar Binks? Yeah, he's good to go.
For those who are all pissed off because I gave away the fact that Darth Maul doesn't live to see Episode II, where have you been for 13 years!? I mean, it's not like I told you that Qui Gon Jinn dies....oops. Oh, bugger.