Friday, February 24, 2012

In Case You Were Wondering Where All the Hippies Went To

They went to Kenosha, Wisconsin


No wonder all the Cheez-Its were gone

40 comments:

  1. Is "bong" a hippy word? I read George Clooney plans to start his political career by saying "I drank the bong water". You ought to explain all this stuff for us Congo gorillas.

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  2. And that is more than enough reason to avoid that area forever.

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    1. Well at least they have all the BONGS contained to one area now.

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  3. Tell my uncle to come home already.

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  4. hahaha so is it legal there? If not they aren't very good at secretcy huh?

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  5. And here I thought they all lived in the foothills above Boulder, CO. It's good to know there's some real distance between us. A good olfactory buffer, if you will. The No-Smell Zone.

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  6. Back in the day I was quite fond of bong recreation areas. I don't think they were so obviously signposted though, you guys get lucky with everything haha!

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    1. lol, yeamie! most of them aren't quite so clearly marked around here either. al just got lucky with this one.

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    2. Well...I...uh...hee hee hee....you gonna eat that?....um.....hee hee hee....look at the colors......seriously, dude, I'm baked.....those cookies look zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  7. Are you sure that's for the hippies? Most hippies I ever met always used papers. Bongs were for the elite.

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  8. Funny! I bet all the local stores were out of munchies!

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  9. Cool! There should be more of those! You don't want people driving while using their bong!

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  10. So. . . cheez-its hmm? I would have guessed Ruffles BBQ chips. ;)

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  11. @Gorilla: Coulda been worse. Coulda said "toilet."
    @DWei: But....they're all so mellow.
    @Manzanita: It's all medicinal, so it's cool.
    @Nellie: Not until he finishes the Doritos, he says.
    @Gia: But true.
    @Pat: It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, cigarettes will be legal. Oh, wait a minute...
    @Beer: I think they winter in Wisconsin. Hey, that doesn't make sense. Well, they're all half-baked and don't know the difference. In fact, I saw one trying to snort a snowman. I think the snowman kinda dug it.
    @Matthew: I know. Some people need to be told EVERYthing.
    @Ruth: Elite? Wow, I didn't know my friends and I coul....oops, never mind. You didn't hear nuthin'.
    @Emily: "Dude!!!!! Like...they're ALL the same shape!!! Whoa..."
    @Pat: Except the herring kippers.
    @Bersercules: Driving safety is always number one.
    @Kara: Well, those, too. And the Oreos, cheese curds, Slim Jims, Trail Mix, Skittles, Doritos, Tostitos, pretzel nuggets, pork rinds, Tums, twinkies, Ho Hos, circus peanuts, head cheese, Smuckers, Ritz, single-serving prunes, shrimp cocktail, cocktail peanuts, cocktail wienies, cocktail napkins, sanitary napkins, Chips Ahoy!, liquid plumr, peanut M&Ms, taffy, venison crunchies, school paste, chapstick, Orbit gum, twizzlers, snowballs, SPAM, Ring Dings, King Dongs, King Kong, cheeseburgers, Lee Press-On Nails, Lik-M-Aids, Monkey Grip, Cowtails, Big League Chew, Skol, Sour Cream and Onion Lays, and a case of Diet Coke. But, that's just about it.

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  12. That's this years holiday destination sorted then.

    You coming ?

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  13. Why didn't I know about this fifteen years ago? All those vacation dollars up in smoke!

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  14. @dirty: I'll bring the Cheez-Its. It's okay, I know a guy.
    @CW: It's AAA's dirty little secret.

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  15. That could just as easily be my neighborhood. I'm glad I'm not a Cheeze-It's fan.
    xoRobyn

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  16. Haaaaaaa! Love it. Where's my car keys?

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  17. @Robyn: But, I bet they're all happy.
    @Dawn: Hopefully not with the Cheez-Its.

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  18. And God forbid alchol will be next, crap! I think I'm behind in the times.

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  19. Well, Milwaukee is only slightly up the road. I hear they like to drink there.

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  20. The "Cheez It" salesmen have "fight to the death" battles over that territory.

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  21. anywhere there is a bong, is a recreation area... blubliblub

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  22. @Contrary: Wielding huge frikkin' cheese wheels. Which they then eat.
    @Violet: What a lovely sentiment. You should work for Hallmark! :-)

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  23. Too bad it wasn't exit 420.

    But then again, what stoner is punctual?

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  24. Sign me up for the "single- serving prunes" and "Liquid- Plumr" combo to go! Julie

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    1. Prunes will get you going. Liquid-Plumr makes sure.

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  25. Exit 340 on a UK Motorway would probably be somewhere near the arctic circle. You would certainly need use of that bong before taking your car off the top of Scotland and into the North Sea...

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  26. Then we wouldn't notice our feet getting wet.
    Or even care.

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  27. This is hilarious! I really like your blog by the way.

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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  28. OMG! That's the best! That's better than going to Intercourse, wouldn't you say? Or is that where the hippies go to after they've visited Bong?

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    1. Intercourse. Which is near Blue Ball. Which is near Virgin. Which is near Paradise (I'm quite sure I missed some). Those Amish may not have televisions, video games, and Japanese sex robots, but I'm thinking they sure know how to get crazy with their own bad selves.

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  29. But did you get pie? It's not a road trip without pie.

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  30. Who ever named this, had no idea what he was doing (and nobody told him), or knew exactly what he was doing.
    "Back in the day" we had a particular rest area that we called "*primo turnout."

    *rumor has it that "primo" was a type of hasish popular in the late 60s and 70s. Or so I've been told. (wink wink).

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  31. @Pat: Hashish? Whew! I thought they were smoking something else there.
    @Gene Pool: Believe it or not, we did. And, believe it or not, that's exactly what I said.

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