|Conveyor belt moves, bagel slices toast evenly,|
it remains unknown whether
the smoke detectors work.
NOTE: Placement of bagel slicer.
|So that's what that thing |
on top of the toaster was for!
|Hmm, that's one tasty treat!|
|No sense slicing, I'm in a hurry, |
Fergie's on Good Morning, America.
Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
|These things generally |
come with an 'ON-OFF' switch.
NOTE: Once again, please note
placement of bagel slicer.
|On the bright side, carbon is good for your teeth.|